[Quick Transmigration] The Scumbag Conquest Game

[New story, "So This Is How You Do Quests?", now underway!]

In one sentence: Turn scumbags into devoted loyalists!

System: Welcome to the Scumbag Conquest Game System. Players will take on the role of one of the women who were betrayed by the male lead in various worlds, become the cinnabar mole and white moonlight in his heart, and reform these scumbags into a new generation of good men.

Mu Lingyu: ...Scumbags? And what does a new generation of good men mean?

System: Basically, it means getting them to give up on cheating and become devoted good men. (smile)

Mu Lingyu: ...[Is that even possible?]

System: Please don't lose heart, player. System-kun believes you can definitely do it, Lingling!

Mu Lingyu [covering her lips, deep in thought]: Actually, I think it might be easier to turn you, you scumbag, into a loyal puppy...

System [shocked]: W-what?! Lingling, you're being so forward... [Suddenly bashful] Actually, I don't need any training. Tonight, in bed...

Mu Lingyu: ...I'm going to complete my mission now. Goodbye.

System: ...Lingling, you actually hate me! *sob*

Mu Lingyu: Huh, is it that obvious? [confused]

System: ...QWQ

[Please check out the story next door!]

"So This Is How You Do Quests?"

When she wakes up one morning, Luo Zhaogui discovers that she has transmigrated into a book.

The bad news: she's become the lovesick, vicious supporting villainess in an old-school aristocratic school romance, and she has to follow the plot according to her character setting.

But the good news is that once she finishes the plot, she can return to reality.

Luo Zhaogui swears that she's doing her absolute best to complete the missions so she can go home!

It's just that...the way she carries them out may be a tiny bit different from what's written in the script. (Pinches her fingertips.)

For example...

The plot requires her to confess to the male lead in public and cling to him relentlessly to get his attention.

So Luo Zhaogui takes a deep breath and launches into a dramatic performance in front of the impatient-looking male lead:

"Shen Yujing, tell me, what exactly do I have to do for you to look me in the eye just once?"

"I've loved you for three whole years, one thousand and ninety-five mornings and nights! You know perfectly well I don't want anything from you. I don't want your family background or your wealth. What I want is, "

"Nothing but your true heart, from beginning to end!!"

The onlookers, enjoying the show: !!!

The male lead, a pampered rich kid who has never endured such a verbal assault: ...?

How strange. How could something be so cringe-inducing, yet so oddly unforgettable?

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Luo Zhaogui: What a country bumpkin. That's called Qiong Yao style.jpg

For another example...

The System asks her to make life difficult for the heroine, but she accidentally turns bullying into a paid personal-assistant gig.

Luo Zhaogui: Want me to compensate you for your skirt, but you don't have any money? Run errands for me, and I'll deduct the cost from your pay. (Demonic whisper.)

The weed-like commoner heroine: What? I get tips for running errands, a share of the fancy takeout when I pick it up, a salary of twenty thousand a month for being on call, and as a special-admissions student I even get to live in the dorms for the elite...

For a moment, she can't tell whether this woman is her creditor or some kind of goddess of wealth!

She'd gladly run errands for the young lady for the rest of her life!!

And another example...

The plot says she needs to kidnap the heroine so the male lead can rescue her like a hero.

Instead, Luo Zhaogui pretends to be a yandere, locks the male lead in a basement, and happily goes shopping with the heroine.

So after the male lead spends the whole night in terror in the dark, he discovers at daybreak that the door...wasn't even locked!

The male lead promptly breaks down: Then what was the point of spending the whole night terrified?

Was it to see how long he could stay awake?!

So when the System finally returns to check on her progress, it's utterly horrified

Who said you could do your missions like this?!

Luo Zhaogui: Don't worry about how I did it. Just tell me whether I finished it.jpg

#IUseMyLovesickCharacterSettingToCrashIntoEveryone#

#IfIMiserableThenNobodyGetsToBeHappy,That'sJustHowEvilIAm#

When Luo Zhaogui first meets student council president Wen Xuci, they can't stand each other.

Luo Zhaogui: Just as expected of the white-moonlight standard for an old-school novel heroine, a top-tier show-off.

Wen Xuci: Just as expected of a lovesick supporting villainess, she's every bit as unhinged and bizarre as they come.

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For a while, neither can stand the sight of the other. They can't help playing tricks on each other behind the scenes and trading barbs to each other's faces. Their guiding principle is, "You annoy me, I'll disgust you."

That is, until an accident reveals their secret identities. They stare at each other as the air suddenly goes silent

What? You're a transmigrator too?

So this is how you do your missions, dragging everyone down every day?!

Theme: Love is salvation