[The Lord of the Rings] Twin Blossoms of Ice and Fire

[Warning] This story is extremely vulgar!! It's nothing but a self-insert wish-fulfillment fic! Full of fantasies, out-of-character behavior, Mary Sue tropes, character derailment, zero logic, and no regard for canon. If that's not for you, run away now!!!!! This is no exaggeration. I'll say it again: this is no exaggeration!! Don't click away from this page until you're mentally prepared! If you insist on testing your tolerance and how strong your stomach is, you're responsible for the consequences. Please don't leave negative ratings or insult the author below. Thanks for your cooperation! Here goes the blurb: Elsa and Anna are pretty lucky, I guess. First they transmigrate to Frozen and each get a top-tier mage certification for free. Then they transmigrate to The Lord of the Rings and make life difficult for the All-Father. After wandering Middle-earth for tens of thousands of years, they each bring home a husband. They spend a few thousand years on their honeymoon, come back to a house full of descendants. Isn't that the life of winners? Somebody come burn them at the stake! About the pairing: _(:з"∠)_ Even the author hasn't figured it out. About the idea: The author has really just been too bored and uninspired lately... You know, a little wish fulfillment now and then makes you feel good, and then the inspiration flows. Theme: