Eliminate All Discord

What? The crackdown has been pretty severe lately. To keep the world under my command from being affected, I have to go on a mission in an erotic novel. ╭(╯^╰)╮ Going home for the New Year is what matters. I won't compromise just because I'm tempted by the year-end bonus! [Upright face] Five minutes later... Heh. If the boss were really that easy to deal with, that would be nice. I tragically became the first person from the Celestial Realm sent down below on a mission without even a stitch of clothing! I was just taking a bath, and the next second I was dropped into this godforsaken erotic novel world. Damn it, I didn't even have time to wrap myself in a towel before I appeared in the middle of the road... And that's not even the worst part!!! Damn it! To keep the higher-ups from discovering the tricks the people down here had pulled to get by, I can't use any of my magic. I have to handle everything with my own [clever] brain. What? If the heroine sleeps with any character from the story, the mission counts as a failure. Not only will my year-end bonus be wiped out, I'll have to stay in this world as a little immortal until I die. What the hell! And that's still not the most miserable part. I have to use Fujie-chan's secret identity to win over every man in this world who has anything to do with the heroine. The boss says I shouldn't get too worked up. I do have a golden finger: apparently, it's a cat assistant who can act cute and eat meat, and a watch I drew at random that doesn't even have hands. Boss, are you messing with me? I'm going on strike! I quit! If only things were that simple! Male leads, your heroine is over there. Why are you chasing me with cleavers...? Sure enough, no matter how much you improve a body borrowed from Fujie, it's still not going to be any good...

One-line blurb: A useless little immortal travels through erotic novel worlds to save heroines from the misery of being preyed on. After being locked up in an erotic novel and tormented for getting rid of the world's disharmony, this goofball declares her last words: Damn it, she'd rather let the heroine die than die in her place...

P.S. This is writing practice. I'll update this and my other story depending on my mood.

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A few things to know before you start: 1. This story has no CP. 2. To hell with male leads. The lilies are blooming; surely spring can't be far away. 3. There are all kinds of men in this story, but don't get your hopes up about any of them, because they'll all eventually turn evil! 4. The heroine is a goofball. You can admire her or smack her around, but you absolutely must not trust her. 5. Most importantly, this story has no morals and no limits, but there's no smut either. If you're looking for smut, go home and invite the police over for tea. Let's see if they'll give you a few days' grace during the crackdown. 6. If this isn't for you, feel free to click the X. Xiaozi will silently watch you run off into someone else's arms.

P.S. Thanks to my friend Yanlei for making the cover. Awooo!

Theme: As long as you have enough wild ideas, you can do whatever you want in a battlefield of romantic rivals.