Lu Xiaofeng Fanfiction: The Sword God Chases the Sword Cultivator

This is the story of a dim-witted disciple who gets lost because of a teleportation error but never forgets his master's instructions. He wants to eat meat, so he tries his best to get back and cook for his master, while the Sword God secretly keeps tripping him up, determined to win the clueless disciple's heart. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ Once upon a time, there was a lazy, gluttonous Sword Immortal master who took in a clumsy, awkward Sword Immortal disciple. From then on, the master lived an unbelievably happy life. The silly master declared, "A disciple has three great qualities. First, he's delicate, soft, and easy to push down. Second, he's a jack-of-all-trades when it comes to alchemy, artifact crafting, and cooking. Third, he's incredibly lucky and devoted to his master." "Disciple, today I want sweet-and-sour cracked-stripe fierce tiger beast. Go get one for me." "Yes, Master." At his master's command, the clueless disciple happily went to catch an eighth-rank demonic beast, a cracked-stripe fierce tiger. On the way back, he accidentally stepped into a dog hole and fell into a secret realm. Disciple: o(╯□╰)o Master, I'm trapped! Help~~ After finally obtaining the secret realm's inheritance, the clueless disciple also acquired a great cultivator's cave full of immortal artifacts and spirit medicines. He took the cracked-stripe fierce tiger and prepared to head back and cook for his master, but a mishap during the secret realm's landing threw him into a martial arts world. Master: ╮(￣▽￣")╭ Clueless disciple, where are you? I've been waiting hundreds of years for you. I'm so hungry, sob sob sob... Sword God (emanating a murderous chill as he draws his sword): Anyone who dares steal my little fool will die! Theme: