How to Boil a Bat Slowly

In short, this is a story about how "love comes from nowhere, then runs deep." Warning, warning: Your foolish author has never read the original comics! There's just too much, and I couldn't be bothered to read it, ooh la la~~~ So please treat this as New 52. It's a parallel world born in the vast, dark abyss of my foolish mind. The plot is anyone's guess. It's not faithful to the original and leans more toward the movies. SuperBat fanfic, devoted, scheming puppy x sharp-tongued queen. The idiotic Crime Syndicate makes a cameo, and Superdog and a kitty show off their cuteness. Later on, there's a Justice Lords universe (scheming, devoted puppy x tsundere queen)~ The Joker appears, so watch out!!! I wonder if anyone will actually read a blurb like this... Anyway, if you like power couples, ladies, don't hesitate to come on in!! Just one little question: raise your hand if you don't know what SuperBat is! Okay, got it. Thanks! Honestly, I have nothing to say about the locked chapters... My dignity's already below zero, and even the drafts in my inbox got locked... And I still haven't learned my lesson! There will definitely be more locked chapters, cough, so if you want them, leave your email... ╮(╯▽╰)╭