Yin Jian transmigrated and discovered that he had an excellent aptitude for cultivating immortality. He became the only male disciple of a powerful female cultivator, then discovered he had a portable dimension, too. Yin Jian thought he was already outrageously blessed, only to discover, to his dismay, that he was being thoroughly and repeatedly dominated by a guy with all five spiritual roots. Worse still, he was the good-for-nothing's lifesaver. Perhaps he was the real good-for-nothing after all.
The confusing version of the blurb
Single water-type Heavenly Spiritual Root: "Sorry, women are the ones who can cultivate this root to its full potential. So, little junior brother, you'll be the only male disciple under this master."
Portable dimension: Naturally, no one else can know about this overpowered treasure.
Five spiritual roots: Save him first. How is this good-for-nothing training faster than me?
You've got to be kidding me: I have a portable dimension and a water spiritual root. I should be the number one cultivator, yet this guy with five spiritual roots has me completely under his thumb. What kind of world is this?
The child (male protagonist) has a snake-like disease that cannot be explained, and it is best to occupy the sofa or something. Come on, the author, I like you very much, blow a kiss~