TVB: "In life, as long as you're happy, that's what matters. Happy or unhappy, it's still just another day. In the apocalypse, all that matters is staying alive. Getting topped by one person is a day [emphasis], getting topped by two people is also a day..."
Mystery version:
How many crimes are hidden in this secret research institute?
When the apocalypse arrived, betrayal sent him plunging into hell, while friendship (not really) rescued him from misery. The "test subjects" who escaped with him died one after another. The suspicious band of thieves was formidable, an old lover he met by chance had strange intentions, and the supernatural ability he awakened as a test subject was terrifying...
In this lawless, morally bankrupt apocalypse, with a cold electronic voice in his head and death and despair all around him, where can he go from here?
Mary Sue version:
He is a fallen prince, cute and kind. He is a born genius, handsome and decisive. He is the heir to a powerful family, cold on the outside but secretly gentle. When the apocalypse comes, what sparks of love will fly between them...
Lin Shuang: (furious) To hell with cute and kind! I'll take you down in one move!
Chu Jing: (menacingly) I think this one's pretty good. Only someone this gentle and tender could be worthy of my cute and kind prince!
Tao Ling: (indignant) The "mystery" version is better. Chu Jing's a schemer!
System: (sighing) ...The TVB version really speaks to me...
Everyone: Heh.
I just thought I'd add a cute little twist: a genuinely split-personality bottom.
The author is building up a stockpile of chapters… School break is the worst, only one update a week, so if I run out of chapters, there may be no updates on Thursday or Friday.
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