The April Fool's Confession Incident (Primarily Hitman Reborn!)

In response to a certain blondie's April 1 confession: Female Lead: Good grief, so April 1 really is Valentine's Day? ... MU~ Then you have two choices... One, hand over all your income and your bank account passwords. Two, since you have blond hair, leave my sight as gracefully as you can. MU... I said all that, but... I still really want to punch you. Years later, when the male lead learns what happened, Arcobaleno faces a serious wave of April 1 group confessions in progress… Lal: ... For a bastard with a record like yours, do you want to die, or do you want to die, or do you want to die? The person who triggered the confession event, weeping bitterly: Damn it, this is all because my friends are so unreliable! This story could also be called "What to Do When Your Partner Is Unreliable," "I Love You, April 1, Believe It or Not," "What Do You Think of an April 1 Confession?", "Every Time I Hear a Confession, I Want to Hit Someone," "Friendly Reminder: Confess with Caution," "Confessing Is Hard," or "I'll Confess Even If It Kills Me," and so on... [Candle] [Candle] [Candle] [Candle] Note: 1. MU~ [Female Lead] is Mammon. She's Lina and Gourry's doting-dad-obsessed daughter from Slayers_(:з"∠)_. She's a transmigrator who has crossed over twice. Her main traits: tiny frame, incredible strength = = Those who've seen Slayers will understand! I'll try not to make her out of character while she's a baby... [You know what I mean... ahem] 2. Updates are irregular... _(:з"∠)_ Since I was pranked on April 1, I'm going to create an even more miserable daughter! [Enough already...] 3. Finally, unless something unexpected happens, the CP is Fon.