Straightforward blurb:
It's just that we were too young back then to tell decent people from dogs!
Off-the-wall version:
Cen Jing asked the Zen master, "The person I love keeps hurting me. What should I do?"
The master smiled without a word, then handed her a chestnut and a small knife.
Cen Jing picked them up and tried to peel the chestnut, but immediately cut her hand. Suddenly enlightened, she said, "I understand. You mean an unsuitable love is bound to hurt, and letting go is the way to free myself?"
The master closed his eyes and said, "You don't understand a damn thing! I meant for you to use the knife to cut him!"
PS: This is an especially, especially, especially slow-burn love story. How does that saying go? You laugh and laugh, and then you start to cry...
Yes, that's exactly the kind of story this is. Because as you laugh, you'll realize that the author really did use three 'especiallys' to emphasize that this story is slow-burn!!
Then you'll be down in the pit, crying your eyes out and cursing Q for having such a heartless knack for leaving stories unfinished, before quietly adding me to your favorites... mwah~~
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Theme:
Woohoo, is this the end? . . . Woohoo, why don't we do one or two extra episodes. . . Mu Juonen's emotional changes are a must! Otherwise, I always feel that the front is slow and the back is too fast. . . ( ′ ▽ ` )ﾉIt's best to have a few more extras about Xiao Xiao and Xiao Nian~ The super cute and spicy guy😍😍😍😍😍😍😍|(￣3￣)|
Come on, come on, there's meat to eat
Oops, why don't we have more small theaters for Xiami~~
Well. . . The article is almost over. . . . I can't bear to leave them. . . . I haven't tortured Mu Nian enough yet. . . . (′･_･`) But the previous scene, where Mu was leaning on the car, smoking, thinking about whether to implement Plan B, instantly stunned me! I finally felt his sincerity! Bart! They still need to adjust the two families! Although this is very bloody. . . But I want to see them get married. . . Woohoo. . . Mu Nian's parents agree or not. . . Moreover, they have only been together for a short time, so they should not get married so soon. . . It's almost over. . . . Ten thousand words. . . There are only three chapters! Big! Can you please just code a few more tens of thousands of words? It's better to watch the extras. . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It makes me feel aggrieved... Woman, can you gain some energy...
Oh My God. . . So fast to play! Big! Do you know how long I have been waiting for the update? ! ! ! ! Are you so lazy to make something at home? ! ! (>人<;) I'll punish you by writing longer at the end! ! Why did it end so quickly! ! I haven't seen enough! ! ! ! ! I heard that the situation has been very tight recently. . . Big! ! Take care! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Could this young man Mu stop tormenting Da Chengzi with such a nagging tone? I said Q, you can't be such a pervert!
Seeing Mu Nian being abused, I felt so excited! Hahaha, I finally waited for this scene. I was so moved that I cried. But Q, your update speed makes my balls ache! ! Do you know how long I have been waiting? ! Be careful when we close the gate and let Awang bite you! ! 😈😈😈 Okay, keep up the good work and go in the direction of abusing Mu Nian. As the male protagonist, I don't mind. Dit(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))😂😂 But don't be too cruel, I'm afraid that I will feel sorry for Mu Saonian and don't want Da Chengzi. . [How dare you be more unprincipled! 😅😅😅
I'm a bitter lovelorn. I remember crying in front of my ex when we broke up. I want to tease him as much as possible. . . . Fortunately, it's all over~ If you let Inspirational Brother be the male protagonist at this time, I support it with both hands! !
Okay, I couldn't help but scroll up and watch it again. Actually, I don't feel sorry for Gao Yuan. Is it because most men are like this, or is Gao Yuan's brain sick? You announced your relationship with another girl, but just to see the reaction of the girl you like? Damn it, everyone has principles, right? Just like I won't pursue a man who has someone I like in my heart. After all, "Love really requires courage..." Alas, I must tell my children not to do such idiotic things in the future. It's a pity that Da Chengzi, although she is very courageous, but you, how can you ask others to persist when you are already with someone else? Forget it, he is mentally retarded. Dad, let's go in the direction of abusing Mu Nian. Now I don't think he is cute at all. Taozi is right, he is too young, but this makes me who like Shota feel embarrassed. . Okay, keep up the good work! Update soon! 😁😁😁
Woohoo, is this the end? . . . Woohoo, why don't we do one or two extra episodes. . . Mu Juonen's emotional changes are a must! Otherwise, I always feel that the front is slow and the back is too fast. . . ( ′ ▽ ` )ﾉIt's best to have a few more extras about Xiao Xiao and Xiao Nian~ The super cute and spicy guy😍😍😍😍😍😍😍|(￣3￣)|
Come on, come on, there's meat to eat
Oops, why don't we have more small theaters for Xiami~~
Well. . . The article is almost over. . . . I can't bear to leave them. . . . I haven't tortured Mu Nian enough yet. . . . (′･_･`) But the previous scene, where Mu was leaning on the car, smoking, thinking about whether to implement Plan B, instantly stunned me! I finally felt his sincerity! Bart! They still need to adjust the two families! Although this is very bloody. . . But I want to see them get married. . . Woohoo. . . Mu Nian's parents agree or not. . . Moreover, they have only been together for a short time, so they should not get married so soon. . . It's almost over. . . . Ten thousand words. . . There are only three chapters! Big! Can you please just code a few more tens of thousands of words? It's better to watch the extras. . . Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It makes me feel aggrieved... Woman, can you gain some energy...
Oh My God. . . So fast to play! Big! Do you know how long I have been waiting for the update? ! ! ! ! Are you so lazy to make something at home? ! ! (>人<;) I'll punish you by writing longer at the end! ! Why did it end so quickly! ! I haven't seen enough! ! ! ! ! I heard that the situation has been very tight recently. . . Big! ! Take care! ! ! ! ! ! ! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Could this young man Mu stop tormenting Da Chengzi with such a nagging tone? I said Q, you can't be such a pervert!
Seeing Mu Nian being abused, I felt so excited! Hahaha, I finally waited for this scene. I was so moved that I cried. But Q, your update speed makes my balls ache! ! Do you know how long I have been waiting? ! Be careful when we close the gate and let Awang bite you! ! 😈😈😈 Okay, keep up the good work and go in the direction of abusing Mu Nian. As the male protagonist, I don't mind. Dit(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))😂😂 But don't be too cruel, I'm afraid that I will feel sorry for Mu Saonian and don't want Da Chengzi. . [How dare you be more unprincipled! 😅😅😅
I'm a bitter lovelorn. I remember crying in front of my ex when we broke up. I want to tease him as much as possible. . . . Fortunately, it's all over~ If you let Inspirational Brother be the male protagonist at this time, I support it with both hands! !
Okay, I couldn't help but scroll up and watch it again. Actually, I don't feel sorry for Gao Yuan. Is it because most men are like this, or is Gao Yuan's brain sick? You announced your relationship with another girl, but just to see the reaction of the girl you like? Damn it, everyone has principles, right? Just like I won't pursue a man who has someone I like in my heart. After all, "Love really requires courage..." Alas, I must tell my children not to do such idiotic things in the future. It's a pity that Da Chengzi, although she is very courageous, but you, how can you ask others to persist when you are already with someone else? Forget it, he is mentally retarded. Dad, let's go in the direction of abusing Mu Nian. Now I don't think he is cute at all. Taozi is right, he is too young, but this makes me who like Shota feel embarrassed. . Okay, keep up the good work! Update soon! 😁😁😁