This is a series of articles by Lao Er and Tang Kai in "The Great God".
As a sister-controller, Xia Zun stepped forward to crotch one dangerous male after another for his sister, but he didn't expect that his happiness (sex) for the rest of his life would be involved...
When they met for the first time, Xia Zun said to Tang Kai: Pretty boy, don't pester my sister!
Tang Kai: Your sister didn't tell you that I was GAY?
After failing to pursue a girl, Tang Kai said to Xia Zun: Shall I teach you how to seduce a girl?
Xia Zun: Aren't you GAY?
Tang Kai: How to pick up girls without pretending to be gay?
After the first kiss ended, Xia Zun said to Tang Kai: Aren't you fucking gay?
Tang Kai: How do you fall in love if you have different genders?
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[Text]: After his death, Lu Li, who wished for world peace, was selected as a volunteer for the "Human-Animal-Hybrid Project" and time-traveled into the bodies of different humanoid pets.
Completing experimental tasks, recording observation logs, and returning research data... It was originally a very simple task.
But he was bound to a tortoise system. Instead of assisting him in completing the experimental tasks, she was clearly a nanny Rong who trained the concubine!
[System: The interaction intimacy between the target and the owner has not reached the experimental standard, please try again.
System: Alert! The owner's favorability parameter is insufficient, the experiment is interrupted, please debug.
System: The owner's need for petting is detected, the owner's need for feeding is detected, and the owner's need for talking is detected, and the target is requested to satisfy it immediately.
Lu Li: If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will lock you up!
System: Closing the system will result in the owner's emotional index being unable to be returned in time, resulting in incorrect target judgment, and inappropriate experimental behavior will be adopted...]
Bang - the world is finally quiet.
Then...
Huh? ? ? ? Why does the owner look at him more and more strangely?
Spoilers for various species that Xiao Shou has traveled through
[Artificial Pet·Butterfly Series]
[Artificial Pet·Moon Rabbit Series]
[Artificial Pet·Frightened Deer Series]
[Artificial Pet·Deep Sea Series]
[Artificial Pet·Cat Series]
Intention:
Harmonious new positions, coma after every foreplay, and then the next morning.
To be honest, I think the author forced Xiao Xia to endure hardships. This is not a nitpick. I just graduated this year. My classmates in Beijing were doing this for about 13,000 yuan a month, and it was higher in Shenzhen... It's a bit weird to see Xiaoxia so happy with 5,000 yuan. It was still so low when I wrote the article.
Honey, I'm finally back. By the way, when it comes to meat, don't you consider the welfare? .
Happy New Year's Eve~ >3<
There's still a little more to go as promised T^T
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Harmonious new positions, coma after every foreplay, and then the next morning.
To be honest, I think the author forced Xiao Xia to endure hardships. This is not a nitpick. I just graduated this year. My classmates in Beijing were doing this for about 13,000 yuan a month, and it was higher in Shenzhen... It's a bit weird to see Xiaoxia so happy with 5,000 yuan. It was still so low when I wrote the article.
Honey, I'm finally back. By the way, when it comes to meat, don't you consider the welfare? .
Happy New Year's Eve~ >3<
There's still a little more to go as promised T^T
Come back for updates┻━┻╰(‵□′)╯┻━┻
Update after update after update after update after update after update after update! Flip the table! Beat you to death!
Of course we have to continue! Been waiting for so long!
How can we not sprinkle sugar after waiting for so long?