As the title says, this is the story of a terribly unlucky "lion" who can see the meat but can't eat it.
Lin Shizi: "I risked my life just to get into bed with you! Why won't you let me have even one bite?!"
The pairing is a hot-tempered top x an innocent bottom... probably.
This is my first time writing, so please forgive all the plot holes and amateurish writing.
P.S. I forgot to mention: this is a top-focused story, and the top is a bit of a Mary Sue _(:з"∠)_
The whole story is more like an outline. It's the product of the author's brain damage, full of absurd parody.
P.P.S. I know my writing isn't good, but please don't kick me while I'm down. If you must criticize it, please offer some constructive advice. Thank you.
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