[Funny] Goblin, Give Me Back My Grandpa!

The story of one male snake monster (with a screw loose) and seven (or possibly just one) Calabash Brothers that simply has to be told. The pairing with Seventh Brother is set. One day, he wakes from a dream to find himself the leader of the monsters deep in the mountains, and a snake monster who can only partially take human form. The mountain's second-in-command, the Scorpion Spirit, has gone off on a honeymoon with his sweetheart. Qiao Shaoqiao, newly transmigrated, is deeply depressed. He waves his tail and prepares to lead the whole gang to move into human territory. Wait a minute... Big Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: Huh? I didn't kidnap your grandpa. Second Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: You again? And now you've changed color. Third Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: I'll go look for your grandpa! Fourth Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: Give me a break, those three are already dead! Fifth Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: Enough, I'm getting angry. Sixth Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: I haven't even seen a person, = =. Seventh Brother: Monster, give us back our grandpa! Give us back our grandpa! Snake Monster: After all the time I spent raising you? Seventh Brother: I just wanted to join the lineup... Never in a million years would I have expected this, la la la... Snake Monster: Let go! I'm not your grandpa! Big guy, go easy!! Mm... damn it. Ahh, You brute!! You're killing me! X Brother: Why are you so boneless? Snake Monster: I'm a snake, damn it. I'm an invertebrate. X Brother: Snakes clearly have backbones. I did my homework, don't try to fool me! Snake Monster: This is totally ruining my childhood, isn't it!! Warning, warning: This story will ruin your childhood. Its mission is to wreak havoc on Chinese cartoons for ten thousand years. A short, amateur work, just for laughs, written on a whim. A shocking Mary Sue! La la la~ Hurry up and add me to your favorites, I'm soft and fun to poke! After this whim passes, I might also wreak havoc on Pleasant Goat, Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit, and Little Chef Xiaofugui? Uh... let's leave Balala the Fairies out of it. A pure-love story. OAO You really don't want to poke it? I'll cry for you, sob sob... Please adopt me! There's cuteness, angst, and goofiness in my collection, along with fanfiction, original stories, long works, and short works: Adopt me, and you can take me home! Theme: