
A Foodie's Self-Cultivation
吃货的自我修养
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- Completed
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- 11k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 10y ago
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- JJWXC
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8Chapters
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The elusive snail girl who comes to cook for you every day has been around for nearly two months, and she doesn't even look at how you can find her. As soon as he asked the question, Yan Lai and Jiang Rui immediately answered in unison, "Whose fault is it for alerting the enemy?" "In case we don't catch it, the snail girl won't come. Wouldn't that mean there would be no food to eat?" Liu Zhao "..." I was also drunk when faced with the logic of a foodie. The white cat twitched its ears, rolled itself into a ball and squinted its eyes to sleep. Yan Lai chuckled watching its movements, stretched out his hand to knead its neck back and forth, and said casually, "Also, let me remind you, Jiang Rui, if you call Duo Duo again, I will throw him out." Jiang Rui laughed wildly when he heard this, "Didn't you give it a name Duoduo? How come you didn't let anyone call it after you gave it a name?" "I thought it was a female cat at that time!" Yan Lai was angry, "Since it's a male, it's natural to change its name. From now on, you can only call him Steamed Bun!" The steamed buns are not necessarily good to hear either. Liu Zhao cursed, but was more curious about another question, "Then how did you discover the truth?" "Pfft!" Jiang Rui spit out a sip of black tea. He coughed and wiped his mouth with a tissue. Looking at Yan Lai's darkened face, he couldn't help laughing. "Ahem, cough, cough, that's a good question." Yan Lai decisively threw the cat aside and pounced on Jiang Rui with his old punches. "Fuck!" Jiang Rui was caught off guard and received a punch. He hurriedly avoided the range of Yan Lai's rampage, and did not forget to answer Liu Zhao's question in a mean-spirited manner, "Because he touched a small protruding thing when he was rubbing the cat's belly once, and he rubbed it twice more... Damn it, Yan Lai, please be gentle!" Jiang Rui was punched in the stomach again, and despite the pain, Jiang Rui finished speaking in a daze, "As a result, he rubbed the cat hard, and when he lowered his head, he saw a wet, pink and tender little penis. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha after being punched in the stomach again." Liu Zhao watched in silence as Jiang Ruile felt extremely sad, his face covered with flowers after being scratched by a cat. After the steamed bun scratched the murderer, he let out a "ouch" and then "swooshed" into the bedroom and never came out. Liu Zhao could tell the meaning of the cat's strange voice. "Meow meow bastard, you are too shameless to see anyone, meow meow meow!" Yan Lai kicked Jiang Rui again to relieve his anger, sat down again, laughed softly, and looked at Liu Zhao again, "It's a joke to make friends carelessly." Liu Zhao shivered at his laughter, "No, I didn't see or hear anything!"
The oversized LCD TV in the living room is playing the variety show "Extraordinary Night". The guest in this episode is the actor Jiang Rui. Yan Lai was leaning on the sofa, watching TV and eating egg tarts. The white cat in his arms nestled obediently on his lap like a warm stove, and would rub its owner's hand with its cheek from time to time. Liu Zhao placed plates of egg tarts on the coffee table and looked at Yan Lai, who was relaxing, and then at the white cat, which was so comfortable that it purred in its throat and meowed in three tones. He found with depression that he was almost like a servant of Yan Lai's family. "Ding ding ding." The doorbell rang, and Liu Zhao, who was in a bad mood, chose to ignore it and turned around and entered the kitchen. Yan Lai and the white cat in his arms looked at each other. Finally, he reluctantly stuffed the last bite of egg tart into his mouth and stood up to open the door. The man standing on the wall with one hand at the door is holding a rose in his hand. His handsome and feminine face is covered with a gentle smile that can melt all icebergs. His pair of peach-blossom eyes can charm people without any deliberate discharge. The hormones exuded from his body are so strong that he is completely humanoid. The most important thing is that the face outside the door is almost exactly the same as the face on the TV inside the house. The only difference is that the face outside the door is more vivid and flatter. Jiang Rui very consciously walked around Yan Lai and walked into the living room, and finally stopped in front of the sofa. He looked at the white cat on it tenderly, handed the rose over, and said in a low voice like the sound of a piano, "Duoduo, I haven't seen you in a few days, you are more beautiful." The white cat turned around silently and faced him with her butt, fully explaining her attitude. The corner of Liu Zhao's mouth twitched, wishing he could rush forward and yell at him, "Actor Jiang, can you still be successful?" ! ! Well, compared with this unreliable actor, he deeply felt that his artist Yan Lai was still very considerate. Jiang Rui was as comfortable at Yan's house as he was at his own home. After teasing the cat, he stretched out his legs and sat on the sofa and started eating egg tarts. While eating, he kept saying, "Yan Lai, the snail girl's cooking skills are amazing. Don't you really want to find out her true identity and propose a marriage proposal?" "I have considered it," Yan Lai replied calmly, "but I haven't succeeded in catching the person out yet." As he spoke, he brought out the brewed black tea from the kitchen. The rich aroma wafting in the air stimulated people's appetites. Liu Zhao took over the task of making tea and couldn't wait to take a sip. After savoring the taste of the black tea, he raised the question, "Why not install surveillance?" There was one sentence left unsaid.
Is the author doing some flash-warming? I really miss the wonderful warmth of spring even if it's light.
Pfft... Hahahaha Yan·has no idol baggage·Lai (=^▽^=)
This attribute of Xinwen is so cute
As for the extra story, he expressed that he wanted to see the story of Jiang Rui and Fu
Write an article quickly! ! I haven't seen you write in a long time! I love your writing style! !
It's been a year, wow! ! ! !
Author, it's a side story. It's so uncomfortable to be neither up nor down.
I'm really looking forward to Jiang Rui's story.