[Sword God + The Storm Riders] Lonely, Empty, and Cold

The wicked author has actually abandoned this novel! Runs away with a wok lid over their head.

The sword is a merciless sword, its edge a wound of deepest love. Trade love for the name of a god; abandon love and take up the sword, and you will bear the name of Sword God for a lifetime.

Hold the winds of love in your palm, let your sword shatter its shadows. Stand guard for love; even the peerless can make mistakes, alone... [corrupted text]

Cute version

(Just for a laugh. The whole story is a lighthearted take on a serious plot):

"Feng... This is all I can give you... But I really! Really love you..."

"Mm. You're all I need."

Suddenly, a pair of bright eyes popped up over his shoulder. Rubbing against Nie Feng, the owner raised their chin proudly and shot a sidelong glance at the blank-faced youth nearby.

"See? That's how it's done! Get the Sword God, and you're set for life!"

A few days later

"...Big brother..."

"Mm."

The usually cold youth looked unusually nervous. He raised the Peerless Good Sword slightly in his hand. "I..."

"What is it?"

"I... Ximen Chuixue! I li..."

"Come back in ten years!"

Thinking he was soothing the youth who wanted to challenge him, the Sword God walked away without looking back.

"..."

In that instant, the sound of time shattering filled the world.

Premise: None, none, none, none, none