Reborn Celestial Master

[A very, very old idea. Just writing whatever comes to mind.] Shi Ping is an unremarkable young man from the 21st century. One day, his soul travels into the body of a mediocre modern-day Taoist priest, and he also runs into a gangster soldier. What a miserable life. If I'd known, I would have stayed alive and become a money boy! By the power of this command, all demons and spirits, begone! Nan Ke: "Soldiers, arrays, ranks, formations... break!" Bai Yuanchen: ... "Hey, that thing's still over there..." Nan Ke scratches his head. "Uh, isn't that how you're supposed to say it? Let me check the book. Wait!" Bai Yuanchen: "Are you joking? That thing is flying over here!" Inner thoughts: Heaven help me, this Taoist priest is even worse than a half-baked one. He raises his hand and fires a shot. Damn, it seems guns don't work on this thing. Theme: