[Naruto] Author, Your Imagination Is Out of Control!

Madara Uchiha: Foolish author, change Hashirama Senju to Hashirama Uchiha! Obito Uchiha: Foolish author, I'm Kakashi Hatake's one true love! Sasuke Uchiha: Foolish author, I'm proud to be a brother-complex! Author: (.﹏.*) I'm sorry... Don't let the blurb fool you! This is a parody! A roast! A collection of outrageous skits with absolutely no limits! There's no timeline! No main plot! It's all just the author's wild, unrestrained ideas! Everyone gets resurrected whenever! The characters go off the rails whenever! In short, have fun reading! Pairings: Hashirama/Madara, Obito/Kakashi, Itachi/Sasuke, me/Naruto, and others History buffs, read at your own risk! m(_ _)m