Professor Ning, Nie Xiaoqian Says Come Home for Dinner!

"Cai Chen, we agreed to be husband and wife for seven lifetimes."

"But in each of the first six lifetimes, you were trapped in a painting. How could we be husband and wife?"

"Uh, in the first six lifetimes, you seemed to be free of worldly desires and completely detached from earthly concerns."

"How so?"

"You ate vegetarian food, prayed to Buddha, and tapped your wooden fish drum every day..."

Professor Ning, Nie Xiaoqian is calling you home for dinner!