A Shut-In Transmigrates into the Legitimate Daughter's Story

After trash-talking a romance novel, Tan Xuan found himself transported into it as the tragic heroine. He felt between his legs. What the hell, you say I'm the heroine? I've got a dick! Author: So tell me, how's a "heroine" with a dick supposed to overcome every obstacle and have the last laugh? Tan Xuan: I've got a cheat, so I can cling to the male lead's coattails. (Wicked grin~) Author: Sorry to burst your bubble, but you lost your cheat... Tan Xuan: ... Author: You created an accident with incredible fighting power. He's handsome, rich, and capable. Want to cling to him instead? Tan Xuan: I don't want that guy you mentioned. He's a pervert... Author: Too bad. You're already in deep trouble. A cowardly, stay-at-home bottom who bullies the weak and fears the strong VS a serious fox top who loves getting down to business (not the original male lead~) [Tone]: One-on-one. I must have been kicked in the head by my dog Awang when I started this story. It's really not the sort of thing a poker-faced person like me usually writes... [Content warnings]: A trope-filled, absurd, silly, melodramatic story, with all sorts of implausible plot holes. Also, the bottom pretends to be a man in public but is the prince consort, and wears women's clothes, ahem. Daily updates. [Other works]: My completed premium story, "Married Life in Ancient Times" [In the works]: A modern reborn story, "My Uncle Is So Cold" #favorite_1{color:#FF1493;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: