[Harry Potter] Our Image Has Been Smeared

One of Hogwarts' four Founders, Salazar Slytherin, awakens after a thousand years of sleep,

carrying magical objects that hold fragments of the other three Founders' souls.

Then he faces portraits of all four of them and is left completely speechless.

"They've... ruined our image."

Salazar: "When did I ever say I only taught pure-bloods? I teach talented students, all right!!!!"

If Godric could speak--Godric: "My fiery red hair!!! How did they make it look like a rag that hasn't been washed in hundreds of years!!!!"

If Rowena could speak--Rowena: "I would never make my lips look that awful..."

If Helga could speak--Helga: "I... am not fat."

As a Founder, he really wants to know why the quality of students has gotten so low.

Hmm, that Snape has some talent.

Tom Riddle is passable.

Why isn't that old lion a Slytherin... Never mind, Gryffindor it is.

Gryffindor! Your surname really has become an insult in Slytherin!!!!

Mika Slytherin (Salazar Slytherin): "Harry! Are you somehow a direct descendant of Gryffindor?! With power like yours, you..."

Harry Potter (nickname: Harry Gryffindor [given to him by Mika]): "I'm proud of it!"

As for the pairings... Just keep reading~