A Guide to Adopting Ferocious Beasts

1. What should you do if the ferocious beast you adopted is a picky eater and likes biting people? No problem. At worst, the owner can offer himself up as a chew toy. After all, to all kinds of demons and monsters, he's a miraculous all-purpose tonic... 2. What should you do if your adopted ferocious beast has a foul mouth and a terrible personality, and takes pleasure in tormenting its owner's mind? Remember, the owner needs a saintly heart to accept, care for, and dote on the beast... 3. And what should you do if your adopted ferocious beast secretly covets your precious little chrysanthemum?! Don't worry. The owner can tell you from bitter experience: if the beast keeps misbehaving, just give it a good beating... Raising a dog is like raising a child. You absolutely must not spoil it!!! The unlucky victim forced into this mess: "I'm done with this! I want to return it!!!" Ferocious beasts are adopted as-is. No returns or exchanges~ Chuunibyou seme x airheaded uke, scheming seme x gentle uke, 1v1 P.S. Slow burn, updates every other day, with possible bonus chapters