[Screensaver Series] Hey, Handsome, Can I Lick You?

. One day, a male god with heterochromia suddenly appeared on my phone. "Turn on the light source." "…" "Do you want me to say it a second time?" "…N-no, my male god! Whatever you say, I'll obey you completely. I only ask that you grant me one thing!" Separated by that thin screen, the male god folded his arms and looked at me coldly. "Can I lick you?! (drools)" My male god, the man of my dreams, took a pair of scissors out of his pocket. . . [Reader's Guide] ◆ This story has been published in the magazine Peach Blossom, issue 10B. The magazine version has been slightly edited and rewritten, and differs from the original plot. The ending of the online version will be unlocked in October. ◆ This story is also known as I Want to Lick My Male God, Will Licking My Male God Break Him?, and Thirty-Six Ways to Lick My Male God. ◆ Part of the Screen Saver collaboration series. No rankings, no paid chapters; an extension of a Weibo meme. ◆ The male lead is Seijuro Akashi, and the narrator is an utterly shameless, hopeless fangirl with severe Mary Sue syndrome. Told in first person. [Collaboration Links] Suixue · Brothers Conflict · Natsume Asahina ‖ Lingyu · Diabolik Lovers · Reiji Sakamaki ‖ Chihongzhu · Katekyo Hitman Reborn! · Tsunayoshi Sawada ‖ Tanghuhu · FREE! · Makoto Tachibana ‖ Qijian · Prince of Tennis · Masaharu Nio ‖ Yiyinzi Dakengli · Hunter x Hunter · Killua ‖ Youdian Xiao Panni · Code Geass · Xingke Li ‖ Machida Lu · Kuroko's Basketball · Daiki Aomine ‖ MDL · Kuroko's Basketball · Seijuro Akashi Qianya · Hozuki's Coolheadedness · Hozuki ‖ Mandi Fanhua · The King's Avatar · Huang Shaotian ‖ Yunuan · The King's Avatar · Lan He Beichuan Lu · The King's Avatar · Zhang Xinjie ‖ Feichan · The King's Avatar · Wen Zhou Yu ‖ Tianran · Katekyo Hitman Reborn! · Mukuro Rokudo Theme: