A naturally airheaded shut-in and a sharp-tongued, tsundere narcissist team up with their friends to save (?) the world.
Lan Weiwei: I thought I transmigrated here to be a Mary Sue heroine. Well, turns out I'm supposed to save the world...
Saving the world would be fine, but shouldn't I at least be a saint or something? Why am I the princess's knight...
Being a knight is fine, I didn't want to be a saint anyway. But why is the princess a man...
And with a team consisting of an all-purpose scheming swordsman, a poker-faced directionless mage, a gluttonous little boy assassin, and a foolish, fast-talking bard,
can we really save the world...
Dear Mom in heaven, I think I'd rather go home...
← Gorgeous cover made by my bestie Qingqing
Male lead: princess, tsundere, narcissistic, sharp-tongued, and emotionally clueless. When dressed as a woman, he's a saintly white lotus.
Female lead: knight, naturally airheaded (meaning stupid). The author is still figuring out the rest (oh, what kind of personality should the heroine have? [shrugs] Anyway, she's not a cold, aloof Mary Sue.)
Things to know before reading:
NO.1 The male lead sometimes appears dressed as a woman. If you can't accept that, please click the X.
NO.2 The male lead is a cross-dresser, damn it!
The second bonus story for the completed novel: another short piece born from a flight of fancy, about a taciturn, quiet, brooding, devoted knight and a princess who's sweet as honey but sharp as a blade.
Add it to your favorites! The author is very handsome, can write, can act cute, and can lose all dignity while rolling around on the floor.
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Premise:
I said that I really wanted to make up the points chapter by chapter, but the workload was a bit heavy. Let me make up for it after I finish the exam. First make up the promised mid-length reviews, for the sake of our arrogant little princess Taylor~ When I was chasing the meat brigade, I was so amazed by Rourou's writing that I came across the Jinjiang column. I started to make up for the old articles from the new ones in 2016, and I can clearly feel that Rourou is becoming more and more mature in plot structure and rhythm control, and since I just joined Jinjiang The writing style and advantages of Jiang Shuowen are also well maintained and promoted. In fact, I am fascinated by the various rankings in Jinjiang and cannot understand it. Except for the few masterpieces that are steadily produced by veteran writers every year, many of the works at the top of the list are actually not that good. Perhaps it is time to sigh that the era of big data has allowed authors with spare money to use money to earn points to improve the rankings (¬_¬) This has led to the emergence of such a kind of ranking in Jinjiang An interesting phenomenon is that the quality of the works on the rankings is polarizing, so the readership of established authors is more stable. Readers who are deceived by the rankings and read bad articles are not willing to find articles by new generation authors on Jinjiang. This leads to the fact that there are many new generation and low-key writers in Jinjiang who have low points but are unwilling to spend money to brush up the list data. They have disappeared from the crowd, making the masterpieces that are no less good than those on the list become Jinjiang's legacy. I have always believed that. In order to stimulate the creativity of part-time writers, it is not just the copyright income, but the readers' recognition of the author's coded words, and the love and recognition of the characters created by the author's world. I have always believed that the healthy discussion and interaction between readers and authors about articles is a huge motivation for stimulating the author's long-term creation. Therefore, I added this article about the female knight to see Rourou lamenting in the author's words whether he was operating on a single machine, and I felt sad for Rourou. This is Rourou's early work. Maybe the world view is not very grand and mature, but the basic plot design is smooth and logical. I have always thought that Rourou is very good at character setting. There will be at least one character in a story who is quite outstanding and impressive. The most outstanding character in this story is ours. Little Princess Taylor has been burdened with huge secrets and people's expectations since she was a child, and has been living involuntarily. In order to keep her secrets from being exposed, she can only live in isolation. In order to meet the expectations of others, she has to hide her gender and wear a perfect mask. However, this is not what he wants. This polarized lifestyle makes his true character become very vicious. He is so stupid and doesn't know how to express his goodwill. He can only cover up his soft heart in an arrogant and awkward way. While silently protecting others, he pushes the other person further and further away. Until our emotional idiot Taylor meets Weiwei, who is also a novice in love. I have to say that the power of love is really great. It It will make you voluntarily restrain the spikes on your body, just to let the woman who wants to get close to you come close to you, and touch the soft belly that you open to her. Love can make people have the desire for exclusivity, and it can also make people give up the heavy shackles that have always been on their shoulders. Our little princess Taylor finally chose to let herself go and live for herself. So I looked through various love strategies (although it didn't work because of Weiwei's thick reflex arc) and isolated all the opposite sex who wanted to get close to Weiwei (our little princess knows this without a teacher) secretly gnashing her teeth and getting jealous indiscriminately (I won't say cute. My aunt had a heart attack and kind of hugged the little princess and rubbed her fur. Impulsive), it seems that the IQ has been lowered, but after lighting up the skill points of the little theater in the brain of a fool who is thin-skinned and can cause blushing and nosebleeds, it will be so cute that it makes people overflow with maternal love and can't put it down (¬ω¬) - Yes, this is how we Weiwei was conquered ヽ(・ω・ゞ) I have to say that Rourou is very suitable for emotions. The description, especially the bits and pieces of the emotional development between the newbies in love, is quite delicate. Every time I see Taylor racking her brains to conquer Weiwei but the two people's brainwaves are unfortunately not on the same channel, it makes people laugh out loud but at the same time there is a touch of sweetness and warmth. I never like to take on roles when reading articles, but Reading Rourou's emotional descriptions, I feel the same way, just like watching my friends around me stumble and stumble on the road of love. Overall, this is a warm and sweet story, suitable for saving a bad mood when you are emotionally depressed. The healing index is 5 stars. I highly recommend it~
Congratulations, it's all over with flowers*★,°*:.☆\\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*
I read it in one sitting, it was very well written, thank you.
I feel that such a cute scene is really suitable for the Yulun couple. . . . Princess, will you never be able to stop being so arrogant? There is no extra story~ I love it so much!
Here's the promised princess's training diary!
No, I want to see Weiwei jump down! The dialogue and plot in this chapter are so Qiong Yao, it gives me goosebumps. Wouldn't it be nice to have a twist? It would be too boring for Taylor to just jump in like this (╯з╰)
It's so shitty, but I like it╮(╯▽╰)╭
As an implicated alien, Weiwei has no obligation to save the world at all. It is Taylor's responsibility to do this, and it may not be that great. I think this is the basic principle of human conduct. But human nature is like this, there are too many people like Orville, but I want to see if Weiwei dies, the princess will be depressed and continue to seek death. Orville's idea, he loves the princess so much, he can die in her place ╮(╯▽╰)╭, is my idea too evil? (╯з╰)
So this is the rhythm of the princess sacrificing Wei Wei for the sake of justice?
What kind of BOSS is this? He stabs himself or something.
I said that I really wanted to make up the points chapter by chapter, but the workload was a bit heavy. Let me make up for it after I finish the exam. First make up the promised mid-length reviews, for the sake of our arrogant little princess Taylor~ When I was chasing the meat brigade, I was so amazed by Rourou's writing that I came across the Jinjiang column. I started to make up for the old articles from the new ones in 2016, and I can clearly feel that Rourou is becoming more and more mature in plot structure and rhythm control, and since I just joined Jinjiang The writing style and advantages of Jiang Shuowen are also well maintained and promoted. In fact, I am fascinated by the various rankings in Jinjiang and cannot understand it. Except for the few masterpieces that are steadily produced by veteran writers every year, many of the works at the top of the list are actually not that good. Perhaps it is time to sigh that the era of big data has allowed authors with spare money to use money to earn points to improve the rankings (¬_¬) This has led to the emergence of such a kind of ranking in Jinjiang An interesting phenomenon is that the quality of the works on the rankings is polarizing, so the readership of established authors is more stable. Readers who are deceived by the rankings and read bad articles are not willing to find articles by new generation authors on Jinjiang. This leads to the fact that there are many new generation and low-key writers in Jinjiang who have low points but are unwilling to spend money to brush up the list data. They have disappeared from the crowd, making the masterpieces that are no less good than those on the list become Jinjiang's legacy. I have always believed that. In order to stimulate the creativity of part-time writers, it is not just the copyright income, but the readers' recognition of the author's coded words, and the love and recognition of the characters created by the author's world. I have always believed that the healthy discussion and interaction between readers and authors about articles is a huge motivation for stimulating the author's long-term creation. Therefore, I added this article about the female knight to see Rourou lamenting in the author's words whether he was operating on a single machine, and I felt sad for Rourou. This is Rourou's early work. Maybe the world view is not very grand and mature, but the basic plot design is smooth and logical. I have always thought that Rourou is very good at character setting. There will be at least one character in a story who is quite outstanding and impressive. The most outstanding character in this story is ours. Little Princess Taylor has been burdened with huge secrets and people's expectations since she was a child, and has been living involuntarily. In order to keep her secrets from being exposed, she can only live in isolation. In order to meet the expectations of others, she has to hide her gender and wear a perfect mask. However, this is not what he wants. This polarized lifestyle makes his true character become very vicious. He is so stupid and doesn't know how to express his goodwill. He can only cover up his soft heart in an arrogant and awkward way. While silently protecting others, he pushes the other person further and further away. Until our emotional idiot Taylor meets Weiwei, who is also a novice in love. I have to say that the power of love is really great. It It will make you voluntarily restrain the spikes on your body, just to let the woman who wants to get close to you come close to you, and touch the soft belly that you open to her. Love can make people have the desire for exclusivity, and it can also make people give up the heavy shackles that have always been on their shoulders. Our little princess Taylor finally chose to let herself go and live for herself. So I looked through various love strategies (although it didn't work because of Weiwei's thick reflex arc) and isolated all the opposite sex who wanted to get close to Weiwei (our little princess knows this without a teacher) secretly gnashing her teeth and getting jealous indiscriminately (I won't say cute. My aunt had a heart attack and kind of hugged the little princess and rubbed her fur. Impulsive), it seems that the IQ has been lowered, but after lighting up the skill points of the little theater in the brain of a fool who is thin-skinned and can cause blushing and nosebleeds, it will be so cute that it makes people overflow with maternal love and can't put it down (¬ω¬) - Yes, this is how we Weiwei was conquered ヽ(・ω・ゞ) I have to say that Rourou is very suitable for emotions. The description, especially the bits and pieces of the emotional development between the newbies in love, is quite delicate. Every time I see Taylor racking her brains to conquer Weiwei but the two people's brainwaves are unfortunately not on the same channel, it makes people laugh out loud but at the same time there is a touch of sweetness and warmth. I never like to take on roles when reading articles, but Reading Rourou's emotional descriptions, I feel the same way, just like watching my friends around me stumble and stumble on the road of love. Overall, this is a warm and sweet story, suitable for saving a bad mood when you are emotionally depressed. The healing index is 5 stars. I highly recommend it~
Congratulations, it's all over with flowers*★,°*:.☆\\( ̄▽ ̄)/$:*.°★*
I read it in one sitting, it was very well written, thank you.
I feel that such a cute scene is really suitable for the Yulun couple. . . . Princess, will you never be able to stop being so arrogant? There is no extra story~ I love it so much!
Here's the promised princess's training diary!
No, I want to see Weiwei jump down! The dialogue and plot in this chapter are so Qiong Yao, it gives me goosebumps. Wouldn't it be nice to have a twist? It would be too boring for Taylor to just jump in like this (╯з╰)
It's so shitty, but I like it╮(╯▽╰)╭
As an implicated alien, Weiwei has no obligation to save the world at all. It is Taylor's responsibility to do this, and it may not be that great. I think this is the basic principle of human conduct. But human nature is like this, there are too many people like Orville, but I want to see if Weiwei dies, the princess will be depressed and continue to seek death. Orville's idea, he loves the princess so much, he can die in her place ╮(╯▽╰)╭, is my idea too evil? (╯з╰)
So this is the rhythm of the princess sacrificing Wei Wei for the sake of justice?
What kind of BOSS is this? He stabs himself or something.