[The Prince of Tennis + Alice] Pay Up for an Overnight Stay

------Out-of-context, off-the-wall version------

All you handsome boys, young men, and uncles, cheap overnight stays here!

We cover utilities, late-night snacks, and even a bed!

Don't miss out as you pass by!

------Literary version------

Who am I? Who knows

Who are you? Who cares

…There is no me in your world, and my world doesn't belong to you

…Our relationship doesn't even count as need or desire, so why care?

…Pull up the covers and go to sleep

…Other than that, Please stay away from me

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Being transmigrated into a weird single-player game was already miserable enough. Why wouldn't that transmigration lady leave her alone?!

Look, just look!

That silver-haired queen who touches her beauty mark and keeps saying, "How unglamorous."

That human aphrodisiac with narrowed, seductive eyes, spreading pheromones everywhere.

That dark-faced uncle who tugs on his hat and says, "You're too lax."

That blond guy who scratches his head and grins, saying, "Lucky!"

And that icy guy who adjusts his glasses and says, "You're too careless."

Why are they in the group of exchange students at her school?!

Fine, so they showed up. But...

Why were they assigned to her class?!

Fine, so they were assigned to her class. But...

Why were these unexpected visitors introduced by her own scheming, smiling deputy captain as the new recruits she's supposed to look after?!?!

Holy crap!

Is it too late to apply for a permanent out-of-town assignment?!

Please click on my profile and adopt me QAQ

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