Do you know what the greatest distance in the world is?
- It isn't an "I love you" that can't reach you because we're in different dimensions,
- It's when you're right in front of me and want to beep- with me, but can only play phone beep- love
The distance of being close enough to touch!
After Hijikata Toshiro was trapped inside her phone, their lives changed in terrifying ways.
"Idiot, don't smoke in my phone! The whole screen is full of smoke. You're going to burn it, damn it."
"You bastard, what did you call me?"
"A stupid mayonnaise alien. Shortened to 'idiot.'"
"What is Hijikata Toshiro to you?"
"He's my little alarm clock, my desktop pet, my file-cleaning expert, my phone's personal assistant, my devoted househusband, my charging superhero, and the debt collector from my past life. Anyway, having Hijikata Toshiro makes my phone more high-end and classy, and having him in my life makes it more miserable, tragic, and full of near-death experiences."
"Hey, could you come just a little closer?"
He and she,
At first, a pane of glass lay between them.
Then an invisible barrier came between them.
The closer they got, the more the distance between their hearts seemed to draw near, then drift apart.
"Hijikata Toshiro! You owe me a phone for the rest of your life!"
[Reading Guide]
1. This author likes to start a new story whenever an idea strikes, then fill it in bit by bit.
2. At first, Hijikata Toshiro transmigrates into the heroine's phone. Later, the heroine transmigrates into Gintama.
3. Perseverance is hard, so encouragement matters.
The author Sang cheers for more updates. I like this joke very much.