[Naruto] A Few Things About Transmigrating into Naruto

Fun version: The cheerful owner of the Konoha Theater said to me, “How about Nanzhu? Bamboo, you know, noble and virtuous!” Damn it, you're the male lead yourself! “Then how about Tianzhu!” Damn it, why not go fetch the scriptures in the Western Heaven while you're at it? “What about Nantian?” “...” I finally understood why all my predecessors had packed up and left after barely any time on the job. Serious version: In pursuit of this so-called “dream,” I gave it some thought and ran away from home. But when I realized I had nothing on me but a cell phone and a small knife I carried just in case, I immediately brought my brief trip to an end. Unfortunately, things didn't go as I wished. This story may be shocking, or melodramatic, and may not describe a beautiful tale. But it contains every beautiful hope I hold dear. Things to know before reading: 1. Though it wears the guise of a romance, at heart it still gives off hints of danmei. The heroine occasionally (and I really do mean occasionally) loses all shame and sinks to new lows. 2. The little girl here is rather ferocious, so imagine the movie version of Kyu (and a true SasuNaru fan). 3. There are many transmigrators, along with all kinds of short-term and long-term cannon fodder and bit-part players. Fake Tutor fans may also show up. 4. It's not dumbed down, and there's no Mary Sue. As for golden fingers... heh. If you can accept all of the above, then please enjoy the story with a happy heart. ^^ Thanks to Wuyue's Cover Art Studio for making the cover.