Screw This, I'm Done Serving You

I woke up, and the emperor was here! ...Heh. You don't have to apologize for not welcoming me. This commoner will wash your clothes, cook your meals, wipe the tables, and clean the chairs, but... What the hell, close the door when you use the toilet! What the hell, pull the curtain when you bathe! What the hell! One glutton wasn't enough, you had to bring two more! What the hell! Why are you standing here while I'm on a date? Are you trying to get yourself killed? Wait! Go take a bath by yourself! What the hell! Don't stand here naked! What the hell! Warming your bed isn't my job! Go ask your buddy to do that! What the hell! Don't take my clothes off! Give me back my dignity and chastity! Anyway, this is a new story about someone from ancient times traveling to the modern day. Even the author can't quite pin down the style yet. →_→ Please be kind~~ #favorite_1{color:red;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}