No Way! (Three Major Settings)

I have a really nice name, Ziteng, but who could have guessed my surname was Du? I fell for someone, but who could have guessed: he's a man, and he likes men. I thought I was the top, but who could have guessed I'd be the one underneath, just like the kind of thing you read in a novel. In days as bland as water, when even eating Lao Gan Ma felt dull and boring, who could have guessed that I would transmigrate, and keep on transmigrating, never to be surpassed. Life went by in this rhythm of one unexpected twist after another, never to return. Warnings: If you want to read sex scenes, just click the little red X in the upper-right corner. If you want to see all sense of decency go out the window, click the next chapter. This story's lowbrow humor could circle around JJ, the whole thing is in first person, everyone is a chuunibyou, 1v1, HE, with all sorts of wild fantasies thrown in. No brains, no common sense, no substance. Enter with caution if you care about historical accuracy. This really is just a sweet, innocent little story! (A wild imagination!) The story is as pure as its title!! Please look at the author's earnest little eyes (innocent little eyes! 0 0) If you like it, please adopt the author while you're at it: