"Remove the head and tail, take out the organs, and you can eat the rest."
By Zoe Zenobia (the female Bear Grylls)
Remove the head and tail, remove the organs, and everything else is edible
By Zoe Zenobia
In her first year, Zoe successfully ate a mail-delivery owl and discovered a whole new world of cuisine.
"Miss Zenobia, we're here for Transfiguration class, so please put down the rabbit you're using for practice and ...", Professor McGonagall
"... I understand. Then can I have it after class? I'd like to find out how rabbits in the Wizarding World taste compared to the ones outside."
"..."
In her second year, despite all her efforts, she still didn't get to eat the long-coveted basilisk, but she did meet the most important target of her life.
"Heh heh, Zoe, I don't think Fawkes likes the way you're looking at him.", Dumbledore
"... I know. Lots of animals are scared before they're served at the table. Don't worry, Professor, I'll use Obliviate before he gets scared."
"..."
In her third year, she experienced her first failure in life.
"Are you all right? You don't look well.", A classmate
"... I realized what a failure I am. My stored provisions turned into a human and ran away."
By then, her menu had grown ever more impressive. Then one day, a boy stood before her. No, not a boy, a man. She hesitated... and then, well, she got eaten. (Hey!)
These examples should be enough to tell you that this is a story about a girl who puts food above all else, goes to the Wizarding World to wreak havoc, and ends up getting eaten herself. (Hey!)
That's all. Don't be fooled by the blurb: despite all the fun, this is absolutely a serious drama with grand scenes. The heroine isn't fully human, and I won't say more because of spoilers. Her values, especially her views on food, are a little off. She's neither a white lotus nor a saint, and her digestive powers are definitely beyond Bear Grylls's. Don't question how she can digest creatures from the Wizarding World.
This story draws on the myths of various Western countries, including Norse and Greek mythology. Its main inspirations are the film Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, Greek mythology, and Harry Potter. You can still enjoy it even if you haven't read or watched those works. Before writing this story, I was influenced by When Parallel Lines Intersect, which made me even more certain I wanted to write it. Of course, what I want to tell is a story about growing up, not just physically but emotionally as well. And I'm firmly on Team Hogwarts, so I refuse to bash any house.
