The Twenty-Fourth Way to Die

Who keeps saying I'm abandoning this story?! Say it again! Who said I was dropping it?!? No!! Absolutely not!

You saw the tiny title and clicked in anyway. That means we're meant to meet. I know the cover and blurb don't match and look weird, but go read the first chapter already! If you don't like it, it doesn't cost you anything. But what if you do like it? If you do, add it to your favorites. See? One little tap of your finger can make the author float down the street. How amazing is that? Anyway, fate. It's all fate.

Is the heroine a Mary Sue, the daughter of a chancellor who keeps trying to kill herself to survive after she transmigrates?

Is the hero a disabled, unlucky, devoted prince? They say cute little boys turn evil when they grow up?

The premise is that the hero has loved the heroine since childhood, but his inferiority complex leads to all sorts of... things... all sorts of... things... You know the trope if you love it.

The sentences should be easy to read aloud, but they take lung capacity and a sense of rhythm.

Even so, this is basically an uneducated story with completely plain dialogue, a silly little amateur novel.

Don't make me update daily. Whenever I do, I just post a bunch of stale jokes and insult my own intelligence. I'll write it properly and take my time, hopefully creating a timeless masterpiece that raises both our tastes. How wonderful.

If my writing isn't up to scratch and the story goes off track later, it might turn into a short writing exercise.

Whether I drop it or not depends entirely on how readers react. What does that have to do with the author? *shrugs*

Actually, I'd love to finish it too, because at least the money from a Jinjiang VIP story could buy me a bag of popcorn, right? = =

See the story below? This story is good. It's worth reading. No regrets, not for a lifetime.

A disciple who doesn't like bananas isn't a good Wukong.