A collection of short and medium-length crack or lighthearted stories. The author has no conscience and no shame, so be warned.
Most stories use a setting where several generations attend school at the same time and are close in age (for example, James Potter is a second-year student while Harry Potter is a first-year student in one story). Exceptions will be clearly marked.
* Settings may not carry over from one story to another.
* The Founders serve as headmasters and heads of house.
* Dumbledore enthusiast.
* Gryffindor-centric.
* Includes BG pairings.
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Short story summaries:
"Living Together Is Like Being in Prison": AD and TR are close in age and attend school at the same time. To protect TR, AD takes him in over the Christmas break.
"The Professor Is Busy": Set after death, with a book club setup. JP and SS transmigrate to a bizarre fanfiction world.
"Raising the Dark Lord Tom": Set after death, with a book club setup. They say all it takes to raise Tom is love and a nose.
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Filling these story holes as quickly as I can.
Heart-warming daily life... By the way, doesn't Hogwarts have astronomy classes?
Peace is so good (′Д`)y
Peace is so goodcrying
When I read some articles about "I am the savior", I felt really fucking disgusting. How could these people have the nerve to say such things? After Harry was acting as a cover-up for their "savior" identity, and Harry died for it, how could they have the nerve to say, I am the savior, and Harry Potter is just a fool. Haha, your faces are really bigger than the sky and thicker than the earth. If I encounter this kind of thing where someone else sacrifices on my behalf, I will have uneasy conscience for the rest of my life and feel that I will never be able to hold my head up in front of the victim. And these people all look so arrogant and awesome. I am the savior and Harry Potter is just a substitute. , Have they ever thought that if according to them, Harry's parents died for them, and Harry's bad life for more than ten years was caused by them, they are burdened with the debt of human life, and they owe Harry an indescribable debt, but they have no consciousness at all, and they are naturally aloof. Do they know what the savior is? The spirit of sacrifice for others, the sense of responsibility for shouldering everything, the righteous, brave and kind heart, these are the savior qualities they have, but they are all cowardly, selfish and self-interested, they still want to be saviors, do they think Merlin is as brain-dead as them?
I feel like Alexander is so cute (?????)
Snape's numerous children came to visit when the time came.
Could it be Sirius? It seems not. He should be the son of a crazy fan.
Dear author, Happy New Year, good health and all the best.
The black-haired and green-eyed man thought it was Harry coming through, and was frightened to death. It turned out to be Slytherin. It was okay, okay, the Snake House could be evil, wild, noble, and elegant, as long as the Cute Lion House was not allowed to adopt this style. The aristocratic boy was so nervous that he couldn't bear to look at him.
The surname GG is really being played around with. 2333333 I don't know how I feel about this.
Heart-warming daily life... By the way, doesn't Hogwarts have astronomy classes?
Peace is so good (′Д`)y
Peace is so goodcrying
When I read some articles about "I am the savior", I felt really fucking disgusting. How could these people have the nerve to say such things? After Harry was acting as a cover-up for their "savior" identity, and Harry died for it, how could they have the nerve to say, I am the savior, and Harry Potter is just a fool. Haha, your faces are really bigger than the sky and thicker than the earth. If I encounter this kind of thing where someone else sacrifices on my behalf, I will have uneasy conscience for the rest of my life and feel that I will never be able to hold my head up in front of the victim. And these people all look so arrogant and awesome. I am the savior and Harry Potter is just a substitute. , Have they ever thought that if according to them, Harry's parents died for them, and Harry's bad life for more than ten years was caused by them, they are burdened with the debt of human life, and they owe Harry an indescribable debt, but they have no consciousness at all, and they are naturally aloof. Do they know what the savior is? The spirit of sacrifice for others, the sense of responsibility for shouldering everything, the righteous, brave and kind heart, these are the savior qualities they have, but they are all cowardly, selfish and self-interested, they still want to be saviors, do they think Merlin is as brain-dead as them?
I feel like Alexander is so cute (?????)
Snape's numerous children came to visit when the time came.
Could it be Sirius? It seems not. He should be the son of a crazy fan.
Dear author, Happy New Year, good health and all the best.
The black-haired and green-eyed man thought it was Harry coming through, and was frightened to death. It turned out to be Slytherin. It was okay, okay, the Snake House could be evil, wild, noble, and elegant, as long as the Cute Lion House was not allowed to adopt this style. The aristocratic boy was so nervous that he couldn't bear to look at him.
The surname GG is really being played around with. 2333333 I don't know how I feel about this.