Who Promised You Deep Love, Only to Mistake It for Fleeting Glory?

[Blurb] At a class reunion N years later, someone suggested that the old classmates, who hadn't seen one another in ages, play a spirited game of “Who Knows Their Friend Best?” The two people who had been least familiar with each other at school were paired up. It was a recipe for disaster. Question: “What's her name?” Answer: “Ren Situ.” Question: “When's her birthday?” Answer: “No idea.” ...October 11. Question: “What's her nickname?” Answer: “No idea.” ...Big-Eared Tutu. Question: “What position did she hold in class?” Answer: “I forgot.” ...English class representative. Question: “Who's her favorite star?” Answer: “Who was the biggest star when we were in school? Faye Wong? I'll guess Faye Wong.” ...Clark Gable, forever. Gone with the Wind, forever. Question: “What's her favorite movie?” Answer: “I really can't guess this one. Pass.” ...I've already answered that. Question: “I've already gone easy on you and let you pass five questions. You can't pass this next one! In our three years as classmates, did you ever do anything to her that you feel bad about?” Answer: “Come on, I barely said ten words to her back then. How could I have done anything to her?” ...The person who blindfolded you and kissed you on graduation night was me. Question: “Situ, you're so unlucky. How did you end up paired with this guy? I can't even bring myself to ask you the last question.” Answer: ╮(╯_╰)╭ Question: “All right! Clock, you'll have to handle the aftermath yourself. Is there anything you'd like to say to our dear, beloved class representative, who always let us copy her answers?” Answer: “I want to say... everyone copied your answers except me. I always handed in blank English tests.” ...I love you. Add my profile to your favorites so you won't lose track of my new stories. Weibo / WeChat Official Account: Lan Baise Ya Theme: