It's Tough Being This Good-Looking

04/16 Short announcement: For various reasons, although I won't lock the story, I have to stop updating for now... Thankfully, we've just reached the end of a section _(:3"∠)_

Synopsis:

He's the boss's woman.

More accurately, his job is to be the boss's woman. He gets paid and doesn't have to sleep with anyone. There are risks, sure, but people will take jobs that could get them killed, while no one takes a job that loses money.

Oh, right. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Wu Yedi. As I mentioned, my job is being the boss's woman. I'm a man.

These days, even the boss's woman has to be a man. The world really has gone downhill.

Still, what could I do? When the little boy who'd lived next door since childhood grew up into a young man who was exactly my type, then went out of his way to ask me for a favor, I couldn't say no.

Even if the job I have now is utterly ridiculous.

As for why he'd asked a law-abiding citizen like me to take on such an unusual job, he answered my question with just one sentence. His expression was so solemn and serious, but his words still poured over me like a bucket of cold water.

Because I was in the drama club in high school, and I look sleazy, uh... lascivious, so I'm very convincing.

Damn it! I'm a perfectly law-abiding citizen, but I look like a pervert. Do you think that's easy for me?!

But I still agreed. Hiding my face in my hands.