(Harry Potter + Twilight) This Incredible World!

Being sharp-tongued is an art, and it takes skill. When you're picking on someone beneath you, don't forget that there's always someone above you waiting to do the same to you. What goes around comes around.

First an arrogant vampire elder, then a nasty little aristocratic wizard. Did she really bring this on herself by running her mouth and insulting too many people during her first twelve years?

I'm torn over whether to rename this "Nephews, That's Enough!"

Anna is only twelve, but beneath her youthful, energetic body is a soul worn down by life. It's all because of her two troublesome nephews:

Caius, the "child" of her own eldest sister: arrogant, conceited, and blessed with a gorgeous face he doesn't deserve; and the world-famous Harry Potter, a magnet for disasters who never gives anyone a moment's peace, the only son of her cousin Lily Evans.

This is the story of a sharp-tongued, caustic girl who thinks highly of herself and firmly believes in science, dismissing all ghosts and myths. She encounters a series of events science can't explain, but stubbornly tries to keep her worldview, outlook on life, and values intact.

Until one day, she fires a rocket launcher into the void and a magnificent castle appears.

Absurd! I clearly fired into empty space! How is it my fault that an invisible castle appeared and got a hole blown in it?!

The heroine is Hermione's childhood friend and Lily's cousin.

The main storyline follows Anna and her two nephews.

Side story one: Anna's best friend Emily Black searches for her father.

Side story two: Ariana Dumbledore turns into a zombie, and a young Dark Lord appears. (Who knows when I'll get around to writing it.)