In this world, there is a group of authors with shattered morals and bottomless limits. One day, they made a completely deranged decision: to mess up Sakuragi! And so, on a dark and stormy night, this series began. Sakuragi is an incurable master-fan, but the problem is, her master has a wife. Why did her master choose his wife? Because her hair reached her waist. If she can't have her master, then she'll have his kid! As for now... Sakuragi: Sakura-chan is so cute~~! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ [Series Notice] 1. This is a crossover anime series. The cover looks fresh and sweet, but the theme is deranged, no explanation needed. The goal is to mess♂ up Sakuragi! 2. The main anime in this story is Fate/Zero, with optional side routes featuring The Prince of Tennis, Detective Conan, Natsume's Book of Friends, Inu x Boku SS, and others. 3. This was created as a bit of parody. If it makes you uncomfortable, quickly click the little red X in the upper-right corner to escape. 4. It was posted especially for Valentine's Day, so remember that this story is filled with deep, deep love for Sakuragi! [Who would believe that!] [Sakuragi Notice] This story is part of the same series as the other stories featuring "Sakuragi," but its content is entirely unrelated to theirs. Only the protagonist's name and some of the titles are the same. Therefore, I won't recommend the other series stories here, to avoid □□. The editor says it can be listed.