Girl, Your Forehead Looks Ominous

Mutual unrequited love. From online romance to real life, from school uniforms to wedding dresses. * In the internet age, when it comes to strangers we've never met online, the questions we're most curious about are always: Gender? Age? Where do you live? When other users asked Gu Ruye, she replied: Girl, three years old, Chinese. She thought that answer was enough to fool them, but it turned out there was an expert among them. Moyu: Hermaphrodite, fifty-eight years old, alien, with no hands, no feet, not even a head. I communicate with you all entirely through telepathy. Other users: Post a photo so we can see what you can do. Moyu posted a pure white image: Only clever people can see it. Other users: Unbelievable. * One day, Gu Ruye opened their chat window. Moyu: Young lady, I gazed at the stars last night and saw your star of love stirring. Send me a photo and I'll tell your fortune and reveal your destined one. It turned out Moyu predicted she'd end up with a bear. Another day, Gu Ruye, unable to finish her homework, went online to ask for help. She couldn't match Moyu's shamelessness: he could fill the screen with nonsense and still keep a straight face. Moyu: Young lady, just send me a photo. Your homework will not only do itself, it'll run over to someone else's house and do their homework too. Gu Ruye: Heh. But as time went by, Gu Ruye discovered in despair that Moyu, that shameless male weirdo, was actually one and the same as her crush, the gentle and courteous boy who was as bright and pure as the moon! They! Were! The! Same! From then on, her rose-colored glasses shattered into smithereens, and Gu Ruye finally saw the truth: A man like Moyu, who looks refined and polite on the outside but has a mad, charlatan-like rascal living inside him, is known to the world as a closet pervert. #Unhinged Male Lead (not really)# * ↓↓Reader's Guide↓↓ 1. This is just a novel, a romance novel, a romance novel. 2. Feel free to point out any mistakes. If you enjoy it, little angels, please leave a comment and add it to your favorites~ * O-old novel, please check out my other story: "Scandal Upgrade Guide" (complete) "The Beauty's Scheme to Win Hearts and Ruin a Nation" (ongoing) In her previous life, Han Qin loved the kingdom even more than he loved beautiful women. Simple-minded and kind, he did everything he could just to make his beloved smile, only for her to personally offer him a cup of poisoned wine. In her previous life, Ji Yan, the daughter of a disgraced minister, was forced to marry into an enemy kingdom and carry out a beauty's scheme. But after presenting the poisoned wine, she drank poison and died for love. In this life, Ji Yan only wants to overcome every obstacle and be with Han Qin. But... "My dear consort, you already served me poisoned wine. Isn't that enough?" Han Qin's face was half smiling. Excuse me? Is this Han Qin, who is ten times more calculating than before, really the same adorable, clueless puppet emperor from back then?! Ji Yan: "I have a bold idea..." And so Ji Yan went further and further down the road of clearing her name and being oppressed... Please add the author's page to your favorites.