A Minor Cultivator's Record of Deaths After Transmigrating

History and all that is just smoke and clouds. Official and unofficial histories all go into one pot. Burn it, bury it, and stew it all together. In the end, even Heaven's will won't let you get away with it. A whole assortment of ways to die, all cooked up into the ultimate black cuisine. P.S. Parody is justified, and ruining characters is no crime. I can't change the tags anymore. There's no CP, and someone dies in every chapter. Just writing for fun. Updates whenever I feel like it.