(A spoof is just a spoof! It does not involve political satire. Please do not take any characters or events personally. Any similarity is purely coincidental!)
At the end of 2948, in order to welcome the Millennium Ceremony of the Founding of the People's Republic of China, under the direct leadership of the National Security Commission, the Ministry of Science and Technology, the Ministry of Public Security, the Ministry of Culture and Industry, and the military jointly implemented an operation to rectify cultural chaos. After many in-depth studies and discussions by space physicists, cultural experts, archaeologists, psychologists and other experts, they came to the conclusion that the first development of cultural chaos originated from the martial arts craze at the end of the 20th century. Therefore, with the support of the source matter multi-layer space penetration technology of the Ministry of New Industry Development, various ministries and commissions dispatched joint law enforcement forces to launch a cultural cleansing operation starting from the world of the most popular martial arts novels a thousand years ago!
The following is a non-responsible notice:
"Chu Liuxiang! You are suspected of illegally stealing other people's property and have violated Article XX, Paragraph XX of the Criminal Law. Please come back with us to assist in the investigation. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court."
"Yin Zhiping, you are suspected of committing the crime of rape against a woman's will, violating Article XX, Paragraph XX of the Criminal Law. Please come back with us to assist in the investigation. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become evidence in court."
"Hey! I didn't break the law! Why are you kicking my stall!"
"You set up stalls everywhere, which violates Article XX, Paragraph XX of the City Appearance Management Regulations, and your business tools will be confiscated!"
"Aren't you the police?"
"Before I joined the task force, I was an urban management officer!"