The Splendor of Shengjing

It's the story of a bullied young lady whose body is possessed by a decisive, ruthless soul, who then beats up all kinds of scumbags begging to die. I'm terrible at writing blurbs, so here's an excerpt:

On the wedding day:

"Today, will Your Highness sleep in the study, or should I?"

The man kept smiling. "Baiyi, didn't Madam Xu tell you before you married that married couples are supposed to sleep together?"

"I know that, of course. But Your Highness and I aren't close yet. I can't bear sleeping beside someone I don't know well."

"No matter. We'll get to know each other as we sleep."

After the man was seriously wounded, the imperial physician asked with concern, "Your Highness, is there anything that brings you great pleasure?"

After thinking it over carefully, the man said, "I'm happiest when my princess consort bites me!"

The physician: "Uh... Your Highness, just think about how it feels when your princess consort bites you. Then your wound won't hurt so much."

This is a sweet romance. The heroine is scheming, and the hero is shameless.

This story is set in a fictional world. Official ranks are based on the Western Han period.

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Great men of this world tend to have grand, resonant names, like Zhuge Liang and Yue Fei. Gentle women as soft as water tend to have ethereal, graceful names, like Chen Yuanyuan and Daji.

She was a woman as gentle as water, yet she had a grand, resonant name:

"E Datie, your mom says come home for dinner!"

Cao Xiaotong gazed at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle with a pained expression. Yes, that was her name in this life.

E Datie's greatest wish in life was to open a little shop of her own, grow flowers and vegetables, and find a man to fall in love with. (That rhymes so well, doesn't it!)

But Heaven had other plans, and wanted her life to be a little more colorful.

"Hey, why have you brought this stone-faced guy to me?!"

Well, since he's practically delivered himself to her doorstep, she'll just add one more thing to her wish list: sweep this aloof, awkward, handsome young man off his feet.

The man: "Doctor, I've been feeling strange lately."

The doctor: "Why don't you tell me what's strange, sir?"

The man: "Whenever I used to see someone, I thought she was disgusting. But now, whenever I see her, I want to kiss her. Do you think I'm sick?"

The doctor: "Just how disgusting did you find her before?"

The man: "Like... looking at a pile of crap."

The doctor: "...Sir, you really are quite ill."

This story could also be called The N Ways to Win Over an Aloof, Awkward Guy, Can Humans and Monsters Coexist Peacefully?, The Years the Author's Poisoned Me, or I Bought a Watch Last Year.

This story is dedicated to spreading insanity for thirty years. The author has an overactive imagination and hopes to bring you a laugh. Please forgive any shortcomings.

A lighthearted, sweet romance that'll make you laugh and take the stress away.

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