The main pairing in this story is Thor and Loki, with Tony and Pepper as the secondary pairing. Other pairings will be explored as the story goes on. The pairings will absolutely not change midway through, and I firmly uphold monogamy!
This story is based on the Iron Man movies 1, 2, and 3 and The Avengers, which I, Luobo, have watched, as well as Thor 1 and 2, which I learned about through fan art, fanfiction, and analysis articles. I solemnly declare that I have never read Norse mythology. All names, places, and events come from Baidu Baike, so feel free to look them up. Also, I will make many changes to the mythological setting in this story. If that bothers you, please click the red button in the upper right corner. Thank you.
I, Luobo, ship Thor and Loki, but I mainly support Lady Loki. Thor and Jane may be out of character in this story, which is perfectly normal, so please don't be surprised. Since I'm not a comics fan, the Avengers' personalities and other details may be off. Please forgive me.
Emm, Loki is in mythology. . . Worse, so miserable. . .
Odin's eternal spear, Thor's hammer, the long hair made of pure gold that was compensated for SIF, and the other three famous artifacts were all designed by Loki and given to Asgard by the dwarves. . .
Loki's prank shaved sif (Thor's wife) bald, and then Thor became furious and forced Loki to give sif's beautiful long hair back (actually, it was more like being angry... Because Thor didn't recognize the bald sif and yelled at her, "You ugly witch, what did you do to my princess!"...)
Then Loki thought for a while and decided to fool the dwarves. . . He found dwarves that the two tribes could not deal with, and tricked them into comparing their casting techniques. Each of them would present three gifts to the gods, and the Aesir would judge which one was better. . .
The first group of dwarves were slightly less skilled and they were quickly incited by Loki as they wanted to prove they were better than the other.
However, the second group of dwarves saw that Loki was not well-intentioned. . . They knew that they were definitely more skilled than their opponents and thought the competition was meaningless. Then Loki gritted his teeth and added a bet. If these dwarves lost, Loki would give them something. . . The bet the dwarf asked for was Loki's head. . .
In order to prevent the second group of dwarves from winning, Loki designed to prevent them from building the Meowth Hammer. Well, in the end, the hammer broke the handle and became a bit strange. (So the handle is short for a reason
However, Loki lost in the end. The gods thought that the gift from the second group of dwarves was better (mainly because Thor said that he was very satisfied with the hammer... I don't know if there was malicious revenge)
The dwarf was full of malice and wanted to chop off his head, but Loki argued that the bet only had a head and no neck, so he couldn't beheaded.
The dwarves were so angry that they rushed over and sewed Loki's mouth shut so that he would never be able to use his silver tongue. . .
And the gods got a bunch of free artifacts. . . They just watched the show without saying anything. . . Well, except for "evil and cunning Loki deserves it." . .
And then there are the eight-legged horses. . . In fact, Loki was raped. . .
His design gave the entire Asgard a free wall to build. . . The only cost was his own humiliation of giving birth to a horse child.
He disappeared for a whole year, but no one cared where he went. . . When he came back, he gave the eight-legged horse to Odin and threatened him never to ask where the foal came from. . .
Alas, I'm not surprised at all why he destroyed the entire Asgard later.
Enter the pit(?;;`)
Shivering, is this a trap? TAT
Come on↖(^ω^)↗
Emmmm densely packed
Squatting at the bottom of the pit and shivering(?д??)
Big! Please don't cheat me, QWQ!
What's wrong with the second princess? ! Why does the blood spurt not stopTʌT
So cool! Updated! I guess Daoming Temple, I don't really like martial arts or anything like that.
Emm, Loki is in mythology. . . Worse, so miserable. . . Odin's eternal spear, Thor's hammer, the long hair made of pure gold that was compensated for SIF, and the other three famous artifacts were all designed by Loki and given to Asgard by the dwarves. . . Loki's prank shaved sif (Thor's wife) bald, and then Thor became furious and forced Loki to give sif's beautiful long hair back (actually, it was more like being angry... Because Thor didn't recognize the bald sif and yelled at her, "You ugly witch, what did you do to my princess!"...) Then Loki thought for a while and decided to fool the dwarves. . . He found dwarves that the two tribes could not deal with, and tricked them into comparing their casting techniques. Each of them would present three gifts to the gods, and the Aesir would judge which one was better. . . The first group of dwarves were slightly less skilled and they were quickly incited by Loki as they wanted to prove they were better than the other. However, the second group of dwarves saw that Loki was not well-intentioned. . . They knew that they were definitely more skilled than their opponents and thought the competition was meaningless. Then Loki gritted his teeth and added a bet. If these dwarves lost, Loki would give them something. . . The bet the dwarf asked for was Loki's head. . . In order to prevent the second group of dwarves from winning, Loki designed to prevent them from building the Meowth Hammer. Well, in the end, the hammer broke the handle and became a bit strange. (So the handle is short for a reason However, Loki lost in the end. The gods thought that the gift from the second group of dwarves was better (mainly because Thor said that he was very satisfied with the hammer... I don't know if there was malicious revenge) The dwarf was full of malice and wanted to chop off his head, but Loki argued that the bet only had a head and no neck, so he couldn't beheaded. The dwarves were so angry that they rushed over and sewed Loki's mouth shut so that he would never be able to use his silver tongue. . . And the gods got a bunch of free artifacts. . . They just watched the show without saying anything. . . Well, except for "evil and cunning Loki deserves it." . . And then there are the eight-legged horses. . . In fact, Loki was raped. . . His design gave the entire Asgard a free wall to build. . . The only cost was his own humiliation of giving birth to a horse child. He disappeared for a whole year, but no one cared where he went. . . When he came back, he gave the eight-legged horse to Odin and threatened him never to ask where the foal came from. . . Alas, I'm not surprised at all why he destroyed the entire Asgard later.
Enter the pit(?;;`)
Shivering, is this a trap? TAT
Come on↖(^ω^)↗
Emmmm densely packed
Squatting at the bottom of the pit and shivering(?д??)
Big! Please don't cheat me, QWQ!
What's wrong with the second princess? ! Why does the blood spurt not stopTʌT
So cool! Updated! I guess Daoming Temple, I don't really like martial arts or anything like that.
□QA□Q What's wrong with Jiji?