Hello, Great Master. Goodbye, Newbie.

This is the story of a tsundere, loudmouthed bottom who acts slutty but is pure at heart and gets flustered easily, and a scheming, lecherous top who acts slutty but is even naughtier inside.

A quick heads-up:

There's basically no angst throughout. Aside from the main couple, there are one or two other couples, but they won't get much focus unless there's a special request or something.

The author has plenty of squicks, so there will absolutely be no switching, threesomes, mpreg, and so on.

Rough plan: cute antics and mischief at first, passionate inspiration in the middle, happy ending later.

What keeps me writing: I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut, I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut, I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut.

I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut, I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut, I wanna write smut, I wanna read smut, damn it, why haven't they met yet? Hurry up and meet already, hurry up and meet...

The technical details are mostly made up and won't stand up to close scrutiny.

I've never played an online game, so most of the technical stuff is based on my own imagination, with nothing to refer to.

If you're looking for consistency and the like, you'll only be disappointed! ( ⊙ _ ⊙ )!!

I'm a high school freshman, and finals and class placement are coming up. I'll try to update daily.

I don't usually reread chapters to check and cut things, so feel free to point out any mistakes.

I can't promise much, but this story won't be abandoned. No matter how many people read it, I'll keep writing as long as I enjoy it.