My ID Card Never Seems to Match Me

Name: My ID Card Never Seems to Match Me
Author: Lake Blue Pavilion

身份证总跟我对不上号

by Lake Blue Pavilion (湖蓝阁)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 13k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 9y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Qu Mo and Li Ao had long been recognized as a couple in showbiz, until Qu Mo really did get into bed with Li Ao... Qu Mo: Tell me, what exactly did you do to me last night? Li Ao: Naturally, I was loving you. To be specific, I put my... Qu Mo: Shut up -_-# Then why did I turn into this? Qu Mo looked at his body, now many times smaller, and stomped hard on that lovesick face! Masochistic uke x tsundere seme This story is also known as: #Help, What Do I Do About Turning Into a Kid# #I Have the Special Ability to Grow and Shrink# #Everyone Thinks My Boyfriend Is Into Little Boys# A desperate question for the short skit: What should you do if your body shrinks? P.S. No APTX 4869 involved. Post 1: Is this a fishing post? Or did the poster get hit with black magic? Post 2: Poster, does your Ran know you've shrunk? Post 3: This is when you call the National Academy of Sciences (o゜▽゜)o☆ Post 4: Is Post 3 serious? They'd obviously take you away to use as a lab rat. Post 54: Poster: I shrank even more this time. It's so hard to type 〒▽〒 Post 56: Holy crap!! That's an amazing ability. Poster, hurry up and tell us how you shrank! Post 58: That ability is awesome +1 Post 59: Please share +10086