[Criminal Minds + Twilight] Hey, Reid, Let's Become Vampires Together

Little genius, guess what big sister wants to do to you? Little agent, you're being naughty. Did you just profile big sister? Little doctor, you smell absolutely delicious. (?﹃?) Erin Volturi, a three-hundred-year-old vampire. Ability: mist form. Hobbies: teasing genius little agents, watching all kinds of psychopaths, and taking out every nonhuman killer. Erin Volturi, an exiled royal guard of the vampire clan. Spencer Reid, a naturally adorably awkward little genius, little doctor, and little agent. Then one day, Erin realized that her greatest pleasure in life had become teasing Reid and turning him into an immortal vampire. By the way, don't you think Reid is actually perfect as a vampire? Pale skin, golden-brown hair, encyclopedic knowledge, tall and thin, forever out of step with fashion and trends [ahem], occasionally stiff and old-fashioned [ahem]... Actually, the main points of this story are: "On the Feasibility of Vampire Profilers Taking Out Nonhuman Murderers," "On the Advantages of Cross-Species Cooperation in Catching Killers," and "On the Inevitable Need to Revise the Law After a BAU Genius Becomes a Vampire Royal" ╮(╯_╰)╭ Here's the adorably awkward divider Erin: Darling, I'm hungry. o(￣ˇ￣)o Reid [serious face]: Th-th-th-this is wrong! Erin: Just let me have a little... Just a tiny bit, and I really won't go hunting for a whole week! Reid [stretching out his neck]: QAQ Erin: Darling, you're so good. (~￣▽￣)→))*￣▽￣*)o [Poking your cheek (*≧▽≦*)/] Theme: