Every Blind Date Brings a Disaster [Crossover]

[Every blind date turns up a catch, but every catch is ridiculously handsome.] "With that heavy makeup and non-mainstream style, dressed like a total visual kei reject, he's strutting down the street without a care in the world. Isn't he afraid someone will beat him so badly his own mother won't recognize him?" "Well, he does have a handsome face." "He's got a nose ring and tattoo sleeves. I'm honestly afraid he's got a piercing on his dick, too." "...Well, he does have a handsome face." "Didn't they say he was 185 centimeters? That guy can't be more than 160!" "He's got a handsome face." "On our first date yesterday, he ordered three strawberry parfaits, and not one of them was for me!" "You! Only! Care! About! His! Face!" "..." #I've despaired of this face-obsessed world# Notes: #1: A lighthearted modern romance that breaks through the fourth wall, set in an alternate modern world, with some details left vague. Overall, it's breezy and full of snark, with an adult worldview, all kinds of wild plot twists and love triangles. So much wish fulfillment and so much fun, with OOC characters everywhere. The heroine is both a heartbreaker and a total Mary Sue. Keywords: pursuing and being pursued, cheating and being cheated on, a couple, happy ending. #2: This novel will be premium-locked on Sunday, June 12, with three chapters released that day. Thank you all for your support so far. I won't abandon it after it goes premium, and as usual, it'll be super sweet. I hope you can support the official release as much as possible. Mwah! Theme: Will you go with the flow, or let fate take its course?