[Harry Potter] The Bat

"My handsome little prince, please don't stare at Daddy's belly. There's no adorable little sister in there." "My adorable little prince, don't you think a golden Snitch is better than a big, black bat?" "My brave little prince, could you please not bring that big bat into our home?" This is really a story about Harry pursuing the professor for the sake of having a child, then losing interest in the professor once they have a child, while also taking down the Toast Demon King along the way. Hmph, foolish humans! Don't be fooled by the words above, which seem to imply traits like [devoted wife], [deeply affectionate], and [kindhearted]. Do you know how hard my pursuit of my wife was afterward? I couldn't even find the person, so how was I supposed to court them? Hey, foolish author! What happened to the Harry who was supposed to be adorably silly? This isn't a kitten at all, he's a damned little vixen! (Little Harry: Darling, what did you say?) ...Ahem, ahem. You don't have to let this little devil out. I'll keep him safe for you. [This story is firmly SSHP, no switching, 1v1, childbearing, powerful couple, neither Gryffindor nor Slytherin is bashed, follows the original canon] Theme: