Copywriting of the ethical version: Unexpected. Who didn't expect that? The author hasn't thought of it yet.
The cheating version of the copy:
She grabbed his arm and smiled eerily: "Hey! You think I like you. Not only did you not hide, but you also took the initiative to come out and strike up a conversation. Could it be that you have fallen in love with me?"
"I never said, don't be so sentimental." He took her hand away.
She dragged him up again without giving up: "I don't care, you hinted at me anyway."
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"So," he asked, "if love is a cup of poison, will you drink it with me?"
Poke vigorously→→→