[The Return of the Condor Heroes] Condor Bro, What's Wrong with You?

Author's Note: A few words before the blurb... This is not a canon-faithful version of The Return of the Condor Heroes. This is a boys' love novel wearing the skin of The Return of the Condor Heroes. You can think of it as The Return of the Condor Heroes in a parallel world. If that's not your thing, please don't read it! Its original title was The Return of the Condor Heroes: The Condor Prince Also known as Cindercondor The Bizarre Love Child of Fairy Tales and Martial Arts The Cohabitation of Guo'er and Big Brother Condor And now, the blurb: An orphan who's been a walking disaster since childhood runs away from home in a fit of pique and stumbles into an ancient tomb. Tragically, he's forced to become the next leader of the Ancient Tomb Sect... The responsibility is too much. He can't shoulder it alone... He still has to avenge his father!!! But then, his soft heart costs him an arm. Big Brother Condor... he's no longer whole... After accidentally trespassing into the Wu Clan, he falls under a spell. Tragically, he becomes a giant condor... A giant condor by day, and only for the three double hours of Zi, Chou, and Yin can he become a real man!!! Guo'er... will you forgive him for getting handsy every night...? Big Brother Condor, will you stay by my side forever?, From poor Yang Guo Condor!!!, From Big Brother Condor, who can't put his feelings into words Please take me under your wing!!!