[Quick Transmigration] The Tale of Xue Huai

Girl: Boohoo! Uncle, I really didn't do it on purpose! I was just bored and writing a novel, and your peerless charm went to my head, so I wrote all those tales of handsome men with you as the inspiration! (Innocent face) Xue Huai: ... (glances at her) Girl: All right, Uncle, I really was wrong. I shouldn't have used you as the inspiration for so many kinds of danmei novels, making you go through the awful experience of being turned gay again and again, with no idea when it will ever end... (apologetic face) Xue Huai: ... (glances at her) Girl: But it was your distracted driving that got us killed, wasn't it?! (bares teeth) Xue Huai: ...All right. Too much love is no blessing. - Xue Huai All right, the story begins. P.S. I'll alternate between different writing styles. For now, this story has no romance pairing.