Her cultivation plummeted, and her dantian was completely shattered.
For a cultivator, it hardly gets worse than that.
But to Su Yunxi, an older woman cultivator who has given up on cultivation, it is no big deal.
She reads stories, snacks on melon seeds, and waits around to die.
That is, until the seemingly mild-mannered and gentle Uncle-Master appears...
Everyone says Uncle-Master is a trap, and that anyone who values their life should stay away from him.
Su Yunxi proves through her painful experience that Uncle-Master really is a trap!
A massive trap that you'll fall into whether you want to or not!
Uncle-Master: "Su, my dear niece-disciple, our hair is both long enough to reach our waists. It's time for you to marry me."
Su Yunxi: "Uncle-Master... please don't give up on treatment..."
This story is also known as The Cannon Fodder's Second Cultivation: Stay Away from Uncle-Master and Uncle-Master's Daily Trap-Filled Notes...
I'm looking for advance readers for my new novel~ Song Qingxian has been thinking lately:
Being emperor is just too exhausting. He's busy reviewing memorials all day and doesn't even have time to get married.
As the emperor's childhood sweetheart, she ought to help him out.
Gong Zhuo has been feeling frustrated lately:
Being emperor is so frustrating. The government affairs keep him busy, and his ministers are always pressuring him to choose an empress and take concubines.
The one childhood sweetheart he likes still hasn't caught on!
She has plenty of time to help him pick beautiful women, so why can't she spare a little thought to notice his feelings? How annoying!
Theme:
How could the heroine have the nerve to trust him again? From the beginning of the first chapter to now, Uncle Master has saved her so many times and done so much for her. When has she ever believed in him? Believe it again haha
I feel like the heroine is an invincible white-eyed wolf. It's not like she doesn't know what the hero has done for her. I'm convinced that she can still say cold-hearted words after knowing it. She only thinks about the good things of others. How about the good things of the male protagonist go to waste?
Well... People who are cultivating immortals... It won't hurt the first time...
Killing each other like this is normal development (*/ω\*) Like!
… Come and be well… Brother
What annoys you the most is that you are fine... In this case, I should especially hope that you are fine... I'll make him look stupid! Come on, Sister Su, do it like this!
Stay safe…
Why can't you eat it now?
Say another word silently. I go to bed at four or five o'clock! I just didn't see the publishing time!
You mortals have the nerve to say it's midnight (face of contempt)
How could the heroine have the nerve to trust him again? From the beginning of the first chapter to now, Uncle Master has saved her so many times and done so much for her. When has she ever believed in him? Believe it again haha
I feel like the heroine is an invincible white-eyed wolf. It's not like she doesn't know what the hero has done for her. I'm convinced that she can still say cold-hearted words after knowing it. She only thinks about the good things of others. How about the good things of the male protagonist go to waste?
Well... People who are cultivating immortals... It won't hurt the first time...
Killing each other like this is normal development (*/ω\*) Like!
… Come and be well… Brother
What annoys you the most is that you are fine... In this case, I should especially hope that you are fine... I'll make him look stupid! Come on, Sister Su, do it like this!
Stay safe…
Why can't you eat it now?
Say another word silently. I go to bed at four or five o'clock! I just didn't see the publishing time!
You mortals have the nerve to say it's midnight (face of contempt)