[Thor/Loki] You Only Know What's Good by Comparison

After the Battle of New York, Loki thought the best ending he could hope for was to spend the rest of his life locked up in Asgard's splendid aquarium prison, with the finest accommodations. Clearly, the goddesses of fate had no intention of letting his life be so uneventful. He was broken out of prison. Before Loki could figure out why his rescuer had broken him out, he was captured again by Thor, who had come all this way to find his little brother. As compensation for the damage he had caused in New York, Loki was ordered to help the mortals of Midgard. His life as a temporary worker turned out to be a little more exciting than expected. For instance, he gained a several-thousand-year-old son, met a long-established Asgardian immigrant, and ran into an interstellar federation captain who claimed to be from the future... But could someone please explain why, all of a sudden, everyone from Asgard down to Helheim has started handing out wedding invitations? Thor: "Little brother, stop fooling around! Come home already!" Loki: "I'm not your brother!" Thor: "Excellent! Then we can go home and get married!" --Congratulations from all the people of Asgard --Congratulations from all the Avengers --Congratulations from Laufey in Helheim Warnings: * Norse mythology characters appear, but some details, such as their relationships, do not follow the myths exactly. (Marvel turned the God of Mischief from Odin's brother into his son, for crying out loud.) * The author has a wild imagination, so expect strong OOC characterization. * You may come across all sorts of strange things in this story. Please don't mind them too much. * Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. may occasionally make a brief appearance. Apparently the author's previous Weibo account got strangled to death (not really), so they created a new one. Turns out they don't really know how to use it anymore _(:°з"∠)_ ↓↓Other completed stories↓↓ How to Survive in the Naruto World [Gu Jian + Naruto] The Soul of the Zither and Sword in Naruto [Naruto] The Good Fathers Alliance [Online Game + Naruto Crossover] Between Raising Characters and Dungeons Theme: