Raising a Scheming, Sadistic Top

Concise version: A ghost living inside a jade pendant tries to raise a cute little boy into a sunny young man, but the boy evolves into a sadistic jerk. What a ridiculous story. (Hey, do we really not need to consider the theory of evolution?)

Unhinged version:

Ye Xiaoan: Han Xiaomo, I’m telling you, tonight you’re on the bottom!

Han Xiaomo: (smiles wickedly) You want to top me? Not a chance.

Ye Xiaoan: Hmph, I’m never talking to you again!

Han Xiaomo: (his hands start to wander) Xiaoan, what did you just say? Say it again, hmm?

Ye Xiaoan: … Author, didn’t you say there wouldn’t be any smut? You lying jerk! Aren’t you afraid the censors will come after you?

Han Xiaomo: Shh, be good and quiet.

(Hey, you believed everything I said. Serves you right for getting topped. Son, don’t resist anymore. Just give in to my Xiaomo.)

Other: A cunning, sadistic, intermittently perverted younger seme versus a gentle, adorable uke who periodically goes off the rails. The seme has excellent, powerful genes. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing who devours the uke who worked so hard to raise him, even though the uke is only a soul.

Reader: How can a soul be devoured?

Author: (looking guilty) Uh, that’s not the point. The point is, there’s smut.